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  1. 10-11-2010, 03:17 PM #511
    nasren
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    hahaha muot kaau,,,
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  2. 10-11-2010, 04:59 PM #512
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    Tatay: juan, kat kata ang mangga unya hikapa kung hinug naba.
    Juan: ok tay.....tay hinug na ang mangga.
    Tatay: Hala naog dire kay atong kuhiton.
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  3. 10-11-2010, 05:37 PM #513
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    si Pedro usa ka Doctor samtang mag pa check up si Tikla..

    Pedro: oh dai Tikla naa lageh ka..?
    Tikla: naa lageh ko Doc mag pa check up lageh ko kay murag naay ni tubo sa akong 2toy kay mag cge man ug gahi..
    Pedro: ah mao bah hala cge dali sunod nako para check upon tika
    [ug unya didto na sila sa gamayng lawak nga diin adto tanang pasyente dad.on ni doc para e check up]
    Tikla: unya Doc unsa may ni tubo sa ako 2toy... grabeh na bako Doc?
    Pedro: dai Tikla ayaw bya ka ratol ha sa akong e sulti..
    Tikla: unsa man diay Doc Pedro.. nganu diay?
    Pedro: kaning..... kuan man gud dai Tikla grabe naka maka takod na ang imong sakit
    kay asta ang akoa ni apil man sad ug ka gahi....
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  4. 10-11-2010, 06:16 PM #514
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    hahaha.. . ,.
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  5. 10-13-2010, 08:21 PM #515
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    hahahahahha, hehehehhehe..hoohohohohoohh
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  6. 10-14-2010, 07:18 PM #516
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    post pa mo kay ako nahutdan na sa jokes..hahahaha
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  7. 10-15-2010, 09:49 AM #517
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    juan ug pedro first time sakay ug elevator

    juan: dro! pila kahay plete ani atong gsakyan sah??
    pedro: jawa! wla pa gani ta tickete, mu plete na ka!!!
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  8. 10-15-2010, 09:57 AM #518
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    Terrorista

    Si Juan, Pedro, og Isyot na hostage sa mga abu sayaff sa mindanao.

    Terrorista: Kay wala man gihatag sa gobyerno ang amo gipangayo. Amu buhaton sa inyuha kung unsa man ang inyong propesyon. Ikaw. Unsa imong propesyon?
    Juan: Bombero ko sir.
    Terrorista: Mao ba? sunogon namu ang imuha.
    Juan: waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!! (paig ang iyaha).
    Terrorista: Ikaw. Unsa imong propesyon?
    Pedro: Pulis ko sir.
    Terrorista: Sige, pusilon namu ang imuha.
    Pedro: aaaaaaaagggaaaaaaaay!! (bungkag sa M16)
    Terrorista: Ikaw. Unsa man imong propesyon?
    Isyot: Tigbaligya ko og lollipop sir.
    (naghuna2x ang terrorista)
    Terrorista: Hala, sunogon og pusilon nalang pud ni ang iyaha kay wala naku malingaw..

    hehehehehehehehehe!! XD
    Last edited by ferma2; 10-15-2010 at 09:57 AM. Reason: sayup.. hehehe
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  9. 10-15-2010, 11:13 AM #519
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    hahahahhaha...nice one..
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  10. 10-16-2010, 04:12 AM #520
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    Quote Originally Posted by ferma2 View Post
    Terrorista

    Si Juan, Pedro, og Isyot na hostage sa mga abu sayaff sa mindanao.

    Terrorista: Kay wala man gihatag sa gobyerno ang amo gipangayo. Amu buhaton sa inyuha kung unsa man ang inyong propesyon. Ikaw. Unsa imong propesyon?
    Juan: Bombero ko sir.
    Terrorista: Mao ba? sunogon namu ang imuha.
    Juan: waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!! (paig ang iyaha).
    Terrorista: Ikaw. Unsa imong propesyon?
    Pedro: Pulis ko sir.
    Terrorista: Sige, pusilon namu ang imuha.
    Pedro: aaaaaaaagggaaaaaaaay!! (bungkag sa M16)
    Terrorista: Ikaw. Unsa man imong propesyon?
    Isyot: Tigbaligya ko og lollipop sir.
    (naghuna2x ang terrorista)
    Terrorista: Hala, sunogon og pusilon nalang pud ni ang iyaha kay wala naku malingaw..

    hehehehehehehehehe!! XD
    ahahaha abi kog kuanon... sunogon ra d i ug pusilon.... bwahaha
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