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[dv1000]

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[helios99]

The psychiatrist and the patient( Copy and paste lang po ito)

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE HIDING UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM :

‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy..’

‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the psychiatrist. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..’

‘How much do you charge?’

‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.

‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.

Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street.

‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.

‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’

‘Is that so ?!’ With a bit of annoyance he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’

‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – There is nobody under it now !!!

TO HELL WITH THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER !!

[sherwinzae]

The psychiatrist and the patient( Copy and paste lang po ito)

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE HIDING UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM :

‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy..’

‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the psychiatrist. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..’

‘How much do you charge?’

‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.

‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.

Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street.

‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.

‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’

‘Is that so ?!’ With a bit of annoyance he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’

‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – There is nobody under it now !!!

TO HELL WITH THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER !!

awryt...!!!!!

[dv1000]

hahahahaha!

[helios99]

thnx bro na appreciate ninyo.. ganahan pod ta ani mo post pa da...heheheh.. mag research pako..hahahah

[myraven]

hahaha.. kataw.anan kaau.. nice

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lingawa ani oi....

[dv1000]

nawala nman si TS......paging recca!

[bebe filcher]

bwahahahaha..

[okimura]

hahahahaha..kuyaw anah oi!!!