joke time....add pd mo ug inyo jokes!!!

[remz399]

hmm..

dodong butchoy : mama kikay unsa gani englis sa kahoy..?

mama kikay : WOOD mana dodong butchoy..

dodong butchoy : pataka raman ka mama kikay oy.. ana amo.a tetsir kay TREE daw.

mama kikay : aw TREE dong kung tulo.

hahahahahahahahaah..

[forsaleonly]

boy : ahhhmmm anhaon tika sa inyo unyang gabie ha??
mubusina lng ko para makabaw ka

girl: aw naa diay kay auto? so magdala kag auto

boy : DILI BUSINA RA!!!!

[jillianeliz08]

hehe very fun..

[boknaie]

apo: kabaw ka lola, mka hinumdum ko nmu kng uwan!
lola: <ni ngisi> ah mao bah? nganu man apo?
apo: bahung yuta!
lola: pakyu!
..................................

bata: ate, kng wakai dunggan mag ariyos ka?
ate: ang2! dli jud..
bata: nya kung wala kai tudlo, mag sing2 sd ka?
ate: syempre dli sd! k daghan bah nmu ug pngutana bah, ngnu mn?
bata: ang2 wa ko ka gets ug ngnung mag bra pka..
ate: pakyu!

[langkelang]

hahahah

[wakiki]

EKSINA SA JEEP

Girl: Manong bayad
Driver: Asa ni Gikan Day?
Girl: Estudyante, NURSING Cebu doc. bag-ong sakay.
Boy: (Nahumbugan nag bayad ug 500) Manong bayd.
Driver: (nasuko) pila sa 500?
Boy:Usa nong Keep the Change, SEAMAN bag-ong naog!



hahaha saman checka pa mo? haahha

[o0ella0o]

guy 1: bai muoli na ko..kay ganahan na ko hubuon panty sa akong misis
guy 2: ngano man bai..hot na kaau ka?
guy 1: dili bai....huot na kaau iyang panty nako..ganiha pa ni

:P

hahahahah!Payter!!!

[vanguard_rojo]

[dbmike]

An old man decided to go skinny dipping at a public beach. He layed on the sand naked and put a newspaper over his crotch. A few minutes later, a little girl walked over and asked 'hello sir what's under the newspaper?' The old man said 'well that's my birdy, but don't touch it!'

The girl left and wondered of. The sun had got to the old man and made him sleep hard, along with being old, he slept like a rock. He woke up with a sharp pain, coming from his crotch, his p**** is bent, smashed and it it hurt with incredible pain. He looked around everywhere and yelled out 'You girl over there! what did you do to my bird?'

The little girl said 'well, i started to play with it when it spit on my face so I snapped it's neck and broke its eggs.'

[rom69erz]

SA INTERNETAN:

inday1:kani, dai makadagit na jud kog amerikano karon
inday2: cegeg tabi oi, ingni na kuno na ug hi..
inday1ni chat sa amerikano) hi
inday2: nawa mo baws mana ug hello
amerikano: hello beautiful, can i see your tits?
inday1: biliba gyud nimo day oi, kabalo man ka mo ingon sya ug hello, nya ingon pa jud gwapa ko, pero usa maning tits day?
inday2: ai mo tan.aw daw sya sa imong ngipon, bogo.a sad anang amerikanoha oie..di kabalo mo spelling. Plural na gani nang tit butangan pa jud og s..