Juan and Pedro Jokes...

[chinody]

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Tag-iya: Hoy animal! Nasakpan ta na gyod ka! Ikaw diay tigpangawat og lubi ha! Naog diha!
Pedro: Sakpan gani, sakpan! Dili kay mangurat! Ug unya kon mahulog ko bi.?
..Bwahehehe!!!

nice2 hahaha sakit akoang tiyan sige katawa ani.. siya pay nasuko hahaha

[junnel]

(Pedro napud ta)

An idiot Pedro was walking down the street to work and he saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to him, "Hey Pedro, you are really ugly." Well, the idiot Pedro is furious!
He stormed past the store to his work. On the way home he saw the same parrot and it said to him, "Hey Pedro, you are really ugly." He was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to him, "Hey Pedro, you are really ugly."
The idiot Pedro was so ticked that he went into the store and said that he would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the idiot Pedro walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to him, "Hey Pedro."
He paused and said,"Yes?"

The bird said, "You know..."

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> > Anak : Tays kakains nas tayos
> >Juan : Hoy Tigilan mo yang kalalagay mo ng 'S' sa
> > mga sinasabi mo ha! Ano ba ang ulam?
> > Anak : BANGU na may KAMATI, ARDINA na may IBUYA !
> > ===========================
> >
> > Juan : Unsay ibig sabihon ng " cooling place " ?
> > Pedro: Pag-naga ring ang fon, sabihin mo "
> > Hilow, hus cooling place?

[chinody]

(Pedro napud ta)

An idiot Pedro was walking down the street to work and he saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to him, "Hey Pedro, you are really ugly." Well, the idiot Pedro is furious!
He stormed past the store to his work. On the way home he saw the same parrot and it said to him, "Hey Pedro, you are really ugly." He was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to him, "Hey Pedro, you are really ugly."
The idiot Pedro was so ticked that he went into the store and said that he would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the idiot Pedro walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to him, "Hey Pedro."
He paused and said,"Yes?"

The bird said, "You know..."

OT:
maroa na parrot uy!

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> disi says anyos pa lang ako, sa dihang ikaw akong nakita,
> sa wala tuyoa, kasingkasing ko mikuba.
> sa tumang kaanyag sa imong dagway,
> dili ko kapugngan nga motulo akong laway.
>
> pero tungod lagi sa kinabuhi kong giahak,
> ang kaibog ko kanimo, wala gayud akoy nabuhat.
> gidamgo, nagdamgo, ug damogohon ko ikaw sa kanunay,
> tungod ning kasing kasing ko, nahigugma kanimo sa tiunay.
>
> di mapugngan ang pagdagayday ning akong luha,
> kay sa atong lugar ako naman mobiya.
> manimpalad na ako sama sa langgam na guryon,
> namasin nga sa akong pagbalik, ikaw sarang akong maangkon.
>
> pipila ka mga tuig ang nangagi,
> excited na ako sa akong pagpauli.
> kay aduna naman akoy natigum na bahandi,
> na sarang kanimo, mao lang ang bugti.
>
> apan ako na lang nahisayran,
> nga ikaw, anaa na sa kamot sa usa ka adunahan.
> tibook kong kalag, nalumoy,
> sa pagkahugno sa akong mga pangandoy.
>
> sa wala tuyoa, ikaw akong nakit-an,
> ug sa wala tuyoa ako nakuratan.
> tungod sa dako mong kausaban,
> kasing kasing ko nasakitan.
>
> ikaw ilang gidagmalan,
> lawas mo,ilang gipahimuslan.
> ambot, kung duna pa ba chance na ikaw maulian,
> nga nagkagusbat naman kanang imong binarugan.
>
> kadena nimo pwerti nang tayaa!
> lingkoranan nimong pwerting gubaa!
> ligid mong pwerti nang lataa!
> Bwisit kang bisiklitaha ka!

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> one canadian, one japanese and Juan Bisdak were
> sitting naked in a > sauna. suddenly there was beeping sound. the
> canadian pressed his > forearm and the beep stopped.
>
the others looked at him questioningly. “that was
my pager,” he said,
“i have a microchip under the skin on my arm.”

a few minutes later a phone rang. the japanese
fellow lifted his palm
to his ear. when he finished he explained, “that was
my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

Juan Bisdak felt decidedly low tech, but not to be
outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. he stepped
out of the sauna and went to the toilet. he returned with a piece of
toilet paper hanging from his butt.

the others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. Juan Bisdak
finally said----“well, will you look at that, i’m getting a fax”

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Juan Conduktor : Sibog-sibog gamay kay mularga na ta. Kanang imong anak, 'Noy,
saBAKA lang na.
Pedro: Nabuang na! Nisakay gani mi kay nagdali unya sa BAKA na hinuon nimo pasakyon akong anak ?!!!


till next napud aron ma-lingaw mu... hehe

[mang_erning]

kayama! bulabugaaaaa!

[LAPA]

if i wer to choose mind is very impt. why? because God put it over our hearts.. it controls everything...in other word mind is more powerful than hearts..that's why use ur mind not the hearts.....

teh, naa ta sa humor teh.. basin nag dahum ka nga sa relationship ni nga forum. hehehe peace!

[-==ahylingel==-]

PEDRO ug JUAN.. managhigalaay sa mental hospital



PEDRO: grabe akong papa! Kabalo ka sa pacific ocean? Siya nagkalot ana!

JUAN: wala ka ni papa! Kaila ka sa dead sea?

PEDRO: OO!

JUAN: Siya nagpatay ato!