post korny jokes here...

[yinyin]

Teacher: So class, who knows what minimize is?

Pedro: Mam!!! (With raised hands to the maxxx)

Teacher: Ok, go ahead Pedro, tell us what minimize is.

Pedro: Mam, Minimize is the girlfriend of Mickeymize.


That's all corny folks!

..whahhahahha....

[cobraKing]

SUD-AN

Bata: Nay, unsay atong sud-an?
Inahan: Christmas tree ug lansang, Dong.
Bata: Ha, christmas tree ug lansang?
Inahan: Kamunggay ba, nga gisubakan ug buwad bulinaw

[jeffblizz]

Tatay: dong, bantayi ang mais nga akong gibuwad.
Anak: O tay! hala tay diay manok.
Tatay: bugawa....
Anak: so!!!!so!!!!so!!!!. dili man mopahawa tay.
Tatay: hadloka....
Anak: Hala ka manok naay ungo diha.

[organizedchaos]

After having ***, the girl keeps on touching the organ of the guy.
Guy: You want more?
Girl: Nope! Naa lang koy na-miss gud.
Guy: Kinsa, ex nimo?
Girl: Di oe… Naa man gud koy ing ani sa-una… (whoa!)

[organizedchaos]

Ang sapa, bisa’g unsa kalawom, taga dughan ra na sa itik, kabantay ka?



Busa ayaw jud kalimot, bisag unsa kalawom sa imong problema, pangita lang ug itik. Sakye!

[senyor gago]

"THE DOOR"

i opened the door...






i closed the door...







--The Door

[RICER]

Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence.

Spoiler! 

DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE but the DETAIL landed before DEFEAT.

[-nodame-]

deduct flew over defence but detail was nasapon. hahahaha

[ChinitaKo]

sa tindahan. . .
boy: ayoooo,naa moy load nang?
tindera: naa,sa man ka globe,smart or sun?
boy:smart,pa txtsa ko nang b.


butangi

hehehehe! kuyaw pud xa dah!

[ChinitaKo]

mga korny jud heheehehhe!