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    it is all right...woman seems very complicated to understand

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    naa pa koy e-add.....


    I LOVE YOU!

  3. #63
    Quote Originally Posted by sinister3417 View Post
    WORDS women usually use....

    Tips:



    Message: GUYS TAKE ACTION..




    (1) Fine:

    This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.





    (2) Five Minutes:

    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.





    (3) Nothing:

    This is the calm before the storm.

    This means something, and you should be on your toes.

    Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".





    (4) Go Ahead:

    This is a dare, not permission.

    Don’t Do It!





    (5) Loud Sigh:

    This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

    A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

    (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)





    (6) That’s Okay:

    This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.





    (7) Thanks:

    A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

    (This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you’re welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").





    ( Whatever:

    Is a woman’s way of saying F*CK YOU!





    (9) Don’t worry about it, I got it:

    Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

    This will later result in a man asking

    "What’s wrong?" For the woman’s response refer to 3.





    (10) Do I look fat in this?:

    This is a quiz, the answer is always no!

    Only her girlfriends are allowed to comment on if she looks fat or not.





    (11) I am over it:

    As in, I am nowhere near friggin over it, but I am so disgusted with what’s going on that just saying I am makes me feel vindicated.





    (12) Can I ask you a question?:

    This usually never leads to anything good (beware), and will most likely lead to further questions requiring a good explanation.





    (13) Here is where it gets really dangerous:

    Man: What's wrong?

    Woman: Nothing

    Man: You seem upset

    Woman: I'm fine

    Man: You don't seem fine

    Woman: What-the-f-EVER'

    Man: I don't get it. If something is bothering you just tell me.

    Woman: I said I am fine.



    Run. Don't even try to figure it out.

    Whatever you have done has really pissed her off.



    She's not going to tell you at this point.



    Inside she is seething. Let her cool off.



    Do something nice like go out and pick up dinner, or do a load of laundry.

    Trust me, at this point, you aren't getting laid today anyway, but by doing something nice you might get her to open up and tell you what you did.


    wow. ang TS lake. hehehhehe. nice da ky nka relate jd cya.

  4. #64
    ahahaahhaha! kas lawai ..

  5. #65
    sakto jud ni!very true!"-p

  6. #66
    nindota nimo mogitara oi, unsay tinog ani sis!

  7. #67
    Quote Originally Posted by ierolennail View Post
    dili mana sa pgka feeling princesa...alangan mu deny mi sa fact that women are really complicated?but this thread is true to what i have observed..but both men nd women just need to understand and trust each other to make the relationship work..

    Girls are predictable man...you just say na complicated coz ur a girl...

  8. #68
    i always use watever...
    ke ksultion jud q tnuod ug eff kaau ka oi..grrrr...

  9. #69
    ako uyab mo ingon 'fine'

  10. #70
    pero d jud na xa fine...hehehe

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