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  1. #31

    mao ni ako gisulti kd2ng first time nko nanguyab

    me: manguyab ko ha?
    girl: di man musugot akong parents mag-uyab2.
    me: after 1 year or 2 years or 3 years musugot na diay na cla?
    girl: di gihapon
    me: aww sugta nlng ko ron di man diay gihapon cla musugot
    girl: ok

  2. #32
    "inday, ikaw ang bugtong nilalang nga nakapabarog sa naglubog nga bulldog taliwa sa akong bulog!"

    "makig lambigit lage unta ko nimu"

  3. #33
    kadtong naay naguyab nakosa una. sige lang siya ingon, kuan man gud, basta kay kuan...hihihi, dili gyud siya kaistorya, unya nagutana pa gyud kung unsa na ba kuno.ako pud ingnan.sa unsa man nga kuan...hihihihi.funny

  4. #34
    nalingaw jud ko sa mga post dah.... saun di ko kamao manguyab hahahahha

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by pakLo View Post
    "Miss, ikaw ang gipangita sa akong mama.. pwede makig hilawas?"
    Paklo... k gwapo nimo oi....

  6. #36
    ikw ang bugtong itik. na nag langoy2 sa malapukon kng dughan. hahahaha

    atik2 rani ha. xD

  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by tukmol888 View Post
    "kung manguyab ko nimo imo kong sugton?" (silence ko)
    shempre mhadlok sad q f muingon qg uu, muingon palang d nlang q mnguyab oi, sugton btaw japon q nmow...yati ra ah

  8. #38

    Talking pan hadlok pod ni brod!! hahah

    Quote Originally Posted by Tirong-say View Post
    Kung dili ko nimo sugton gabaan gyud ka..............he-he

    wla pa gni sugta nangondition nah!! ahhahah

  9. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by Githyanki View Post
    "pwede magpa liwat?"

    Hesus! Hesus! hahaha!

    pwede mn kaayu kng ka liwat2 pod inyo lahi! ahaha peace!

  10. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by emcentricity View Post
    hahhahah... mura man nuog bugal bugal .. nasulti jud ni nila sa ilang gipanguyaban?
    ako di man ingon ana ka lawm
    mahimuot lang kos mga linya na:
    himuon tikang prinsesa (unsa ka prince"??)
    ikaw ra ang babae naka pa feel nako og ingon ani ( ilara ko dong)

    ug kani kinakusgan katong nanguyab akong uyab:

    "kung manguyab ko nimo imo kong sugton?" (silence ko)
    siya: "TUBAG!" >>>>>LINGAWA NKO ANI SIS... KA TRY POD KO ANIH.. yati rah nanguyab pa gni nang pressur nah!! (me: wala kaayu ka ngdali sah?hahaha; guy: --smiling mode----- )
    mura jug tatay nangasaba og anak hehe e
    akoa n tryan pod........
    guy: dli tika binuangan oie naa gud ko igsuon babi pod...
    me: mao bah? (sa ako mind: yati rah.......)

    weeks after....
    a friend of mine told me
    friend: dai nanguyab raba c --guy--- ni reena (common friend namoh)....
    me: noh? (naka ingon jud koh... tarong diay sya ha..i was referring to the guy..)

    months after....
    another friend of mine told me
    Another friend: mi, nangayu rba to number c --guy-- nimo..then ng court pod diay sya u friend then ako sya gi-ask kinsa mnjud imo nilang duha
    UG KANI ANG IMPACT NGA TUBAG SA GUY------------: bisag kinsa nila duha kung kinsa ang musugot!
    (--tuwiwiw....yati jud tawhana!! tinarong diay ha...but kami ako amiga nga iya pod gipanguyaban kai cge rmi tawa...we were thinking sa kdugay namong friends LALAKI rai mkaguba? yati!! hahah...)

    hehehe..kani jdu ubang laki..tsk3..

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