Pedro as EMCEE..
Konsehal : Dro palihog kog acknowledge ni Mayor nga late naabot, tura o nilabay nah..
Pedro : I would like to acknowledge the late mayor who just passed away....
Pedro as EMCEE..
Konsehal : Dro palihog kog acknowledge ni Mayor nga late naabot, tura o nilabay nah..
Pedro : I would like to acknowledge the late mayor who just passed away....
heres my Joke
Boy1: knsa imo ge tanaw bay?
boy2: ako X gf bai, i heard cge xa ug inum evr snce nagbuwag mi 1yr ago
boy1: Ahh!! grabeh sad,, TAasa Pud Niyag CELEBREATION uie...
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juan: bati.a ani nga painting oe purya gaba kinsa man gahimo ani?ma.ota oe!!!!
pedro: samin man na bai.....
Juan: Tay, nano niana man ka sa imung mga amigo nga naa kay AIDS? diba cancer mn imu tay?
Pedro: Gwapa mn imu nanay dong gud.
Juan: Wala ko kasabot tay.
Pedro: Para inigka matay naku, dili nila pangasawhon imung nanay.
Juan: WTF!
ABOGADA: (holding the dick of her old client Pedro) Look your honor, loyloy na kaayo ni, wa na intawn ni omoy si manoy, dili mahitabo nga siya ang rapist!
PEDRO: (whispering) 'torni ayaw lang pislit-pislita kai ma pildi nya ta ani...
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Father Juan: psst sister, unsa gani to imong apelyido sister?
Sister: kalimtanon naman ka father oi, hagkan gani na nimo taga adlaw...
Father Juan: ha!? talibs ba to imong apelyido??
Sister: si father sad oi!!! Cruz oi!!!
Father Juan: aw! hehehe...sowee...
towawawawanggggg!!!!
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