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  1. 07-13-2010, 11:52 PM #301
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    Juan: Day, kape palihug.
    Tindera: Tag P10 pesos na ra ba.
    Juanr: Di ba tag P8 ra na?
    Tindera: Nimahal naman gud ang gasolina.
    Juan: Ah, ayaw na lang butangi'g gasolina!
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  2. 07-13-2010, 11:53 PM #302
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    AMO: inday, gipatotoy na nimo ang bata?
    Maid: Yes mam! gipatotoy na.
    Amo: Ang sir nimo ningkaon na?
    Maid: Naah! mam, dili man mukaon si sir, gipatotoy na lang pud nako.
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    BF: Darling dako kaayo ko'g problema.
    GF: Love, ayaw pag-ingon nga imong problema. ATOA kanang problema kay naghinigugmaay kita. Unsay problema NATO?
    BF: nabuntis NATO si inday ug KITA ANG AMAHAN!
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    Doc: Ma'am, sigun sa imong blood test, high blood ka.
    Ma'am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i'm healthy! naa pa kay second opinion?
    Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong!
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    babae: nong! sakay ko!
    drivr: cge! asa man ka?
    bbae: diha lang sa kanto! naay bayad ang bata?
    drivr: ay libre lang kay duol man.
    bbae: unya, ang mosabak naay bayad?
    drivr: wala gihapon!
    bbae: cige nak! pa sabaka ko...
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  6. 07-14-2010, 12:00 AM #306
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    Pedro: Boss, namatay diay atong manager, pwede ba
    ako nalang mopuli sa iyang pwesto ?
    Boss: Pwde man, pero ambot kaha ug mosugot ang
    funeraria .
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  7. 07-14-2010, 12:22 AM #307
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    Pagkahuman ug kaon ni Pedro..ngita siya ug Toothpick
    Pedro: Asa naman diay mga toothpick diri..nganong nahurot naman
    Juan: Ayaw gyud ko pasanginli ana dro kay ako gyud na iuli inig human nakog gamit
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    Quote Originally Posted by dkiams View Post
    Pedro: Boss, namatay diay atong manager, pwede ba
    ako nalang mopuli sa iyang pwesto ?
    Boss: Pwde man, pero ambot kaha ug mosugot ang
    funeraria .
    hahahahahahahahaha...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajboy13 View Post
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    Pagkahuman ug kaon ni Pedro..ngita siya ug Toothpick
    Pedro: Asa naman diay mga toothpick diri..nganong nahurot naman
    Juan: Ayaw gyud ko pasanginli ana dro kay ako gyud na iuli inig human nakog gamit

    wahahahaha! ka luod nimo Juan! hugawan kang dako!
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  10. 07-14-2010, 09:20 AM #310
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    Quote Originally Posted by dkiams View Post
    Doc: Ma'am, sigun sa imong blood test, high blood ka.
    Ma'am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i'm healthy! naa pa kay second opinion?
    Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong!
    lol ahaka pud ani oi
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