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  1. 07-12-2010, 12:16 AM #281
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    Muslim: inday, palit kamo panty ako baligya. Dili jud mo ma mabdos ani.
    Ni palit si inday….
    After three months….
    Inday: igso! Na mabdos man lagi ko!?
    Muslim: aw imo siguro gi hubo!
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  2. 07-12-2010, 12:25 AM #282
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    sa mall entrance:
    security    : excuse me po mam, titingnan ko lang ang bag nyo kung merong baril .
    tiguwang: buang ka! di man gani maigo ang balde sa akong bag, baril pa kaha!
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  3. 07-12-2010, 08:13 AM #283
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    JUAN: kagubot jud sa akong kinabuhi perdo oi.
    PEDRO: Mao, ako ang kinagubtan.
    Tan-awa, naminyo ko sa biyuda may anak dalaga.
    Gipakaslan pud ni tatay ang anak.
    Nanay na nuon nako ang dalaga ug si tatay akong anak.
    Ang asawa nako ugangan ni tatay, ug manganak sila lolo kos akong igsoon.
    Kagubot baya jud!
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  4. 07-12-2010, 02:19 PM #284
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    Quote Originally Posted by nnixx View Post
    JUAN: kagubot jud sa akong kinabuhi perdo oi.
    PEDRO: Mao, ako ang kinagubtan.
    Tan-awa, naminyo ko sa biyuda may anak dalaga.
    Gipakaslan pud ni tatay ang anak.
    Nanay na nuon nako ang dalaga ug si tatay akong anak.
    Ang asawa nako ugangan ni tatay, ug manganak sila lolo kos akong igsoon.
    Kagubot baya jud!

    hahaha...kalisang sa samok.
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  5. 07-12-2010, 02:51 PM #285
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    Hahai ka lingaw jud diri maka wala probs...
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  6. 07-12-2010, 04:41 PM #286
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    Quote Originally Posted by will_fred View Post
    di kataw-anan

    bwahaha..bitter kaau ka bro.chillax!!!!
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  7. 07-12-2010, 04:54 PM #287
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    juan: pedro, naa ko problema
    pedro: unsa mana brod ayaw sa gugma ha kay pareho nata...
    juan: problema ni sa companya ako gitrabahoan
    pedro: ngano? gi potbol naka?
    juan: problemaha kaayo napamabdosan nko anak sa tag iya.
    pedro: kanindot ana, madato naka...
    juan: mao bah? madato diay ko? ikaw pud pang rape aron madato ka...
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  8. 07-12-2010, 06:38 PM #288
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    Nangayo og load si Pedro kay piso nalang iya load
    nya mao ni iyahang last message para ni juan

    Pedro: oyy juan gai ko load be 2 lang wa nakoy load
    Juan: oo sge nara . nadawat na nimo?
    Pedro: oo nadawat na nako.salamat ha
    Juan: ok way problema, ayaw na og text kay mahurot imo load.
    Pedro: Ok.


    aw wan.a na hurot na jd hahahahahah!
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  9. 07-12-2010, 08:59 PM #289
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    JUAN: ei pedro!! unsay zodiac sign nmo??

    PEDRO: HUH?! aahh.. ikaw s una juan ei!! (ng libog ug naghuna2 ug mau)

    JUAN: ahw, ako? cancer mn ko.. ikaw?

    PEDRO: aahhh.. akong zodiac sign ky goiter!

    JUAN: HUH?! wla my goiter nga zodiac sign pedro ei!

    PEDRO: ahahhahah dli btaw juan.. joke r btaw 2.. ulcer jud btaw!!

    ahahahahahahahhahah
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  10. 07-12-2010, 09:00 PM #290
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    duha ka ungo nga si Juan ug Pedro nag storyahanay:

    Juan: Pedro, nganong napangag ka man?
    Pedro: unsaon nga nangabat man ko gabii.
    Juan: pero nganong napangag ka man?
    Pedro: ang liog nga akong napaak sa estatuwa man gud ni Bonifacio.
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