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  1. 07-09-2010, 11:54 AM #261
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    Quote Originally Posted by shade View Post
    nice ni da hahahhahahahha

    kulas, pedro, juan naka sala sa tribu

    bathala: kamu tulo pangita ug prutas 10 ka bouk parehu ug klase tanan.

    naka una ug balik si kulas!

    bathala: ang buhaton e pasok sa lobot ang 10 ka prutas mu katawa patay! mu shagit patay!

    kulas: nag dala ug mga apples. ni shagit patay!

    pedro: nag dala ug 10 ka grapes! pag sulod sa ika 9 nga grapes ni ktawa patay!

    sa langit; bai pedro nganu ni katawa man ka sayanga woe buhi ta ka!

    pedro: kita man gyd ko ni juan nag dala 10 ka bouk durian .

    hehehhehehehehehe
    amawa pud ani oi. katawa-a nako...
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  2. 07-09-2010, 12:04 PM #262
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    Pedro hubog ni uli..

    Juana: Nganu karon raka ni uli?
    Pedro: Pasensya na luv.. nag invite ko ka-officemates na mag bar-hopping. Hehe! Hik,
    Juana: Hubog ka no?!?
    Pedro: Ako?!? Hubog?!? Dili uy! Hik
    Juana: Unsay dili nga wala man kay trabaho, nganu nagka officemates man ka!?

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  3. 07-09-2010, 12:49 PM #263
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    Chess

    Magkaibigan kumakain...

    Pedro: Anong palaman ng tinapay mo?

    Juan: Kiso!

    Pedro: Kiso? Ano ka ba nakakahiya ka! Hindi yan kiso!

    Chess yan.. CHESS!!
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  4. 07-09-2010, 12:55 PM #264
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    Gip..

    Takya: Oi luv hapit na bya ato 25 anniversary unsa imo gift nako?
    Juan: Trip for two to Africa!
    Takya: Wow! Ang sweet mo naman.. muaah!
    Juan: pweeeh!
    Takya: Sa 50th anniversary nato luv unsa man imo e gift?
    Juan: Kuhaon naka nako sa Africa!

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  5. 07-09-2010, 01:20 PM #265
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    wahahahahaa.....palangawan niya sa africa....
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  6. 07-09-2010, 02:43 PM #266
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    Juan: hulog ka ba ng langit?
    GF: saba! Karaan na kau nang linyaha
    Juan: Nalumping mn gd imung nawng!

    Hahahaha! Dli lge mg assume..
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  7. 07-09-2010, 02:50 PM #267
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    i a petshop: Juan talking to a Parrot

    Juan: Hoy! Kasulti ka? H?... TuBaaagg!
    Parrot: Yup. kasulti ko..
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  8. 07-09-2010, 02:53 PM #268
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamsik View Post
    heheheh...cge ra q ngisi diri office..labyan q sa ako GM...uwaw au
    akong pud dre. usahay sa balay nalang gud nako tiwason kay dli mapugngan. hehehe
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  9. 07-09-2010, 06:11 PM #269
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    Juan: cge nak ikaw lead sa prayer
    Anak nga Bading: In the name of d powder an of d blush on, of d holy lipstick, And d spirit of d perfume.. SAMEN...churva na etets!!!
    Juannosebleed) jajajajaja
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  10. 07-09-2010, 06:19 PM #270
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    Pedro: Tulis ne og tanan baye among rape pon
    Magda: noy ayaw intawn e apil ako lola kay gowang na
    Lola ne Magda:ooissst dong ayg too ana ako apo...saba diha tanan gane aw tanan jed na
    Pedro: ngeeeeeeeee
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