sa diskural si juan nakigbayli sa usa ka maanyag nga si Inday... tungod sa kaanyag ni inday, pwerting nakagakos ni juan...
inday: unsa may sulod anang imong bulsa juan?.
juan:ahh!!! ku-an... flashlight ni day...
inday: nganong init man lagi?
juan:nagsiga man!!!!
inday: di man lagi mailhan... unsa man ni nga klase PENLIGHT?
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Thread: Juan and Pedro Jokes...
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06-20-2010, 06:51 PM #121Junior Member
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06-20-2010, 07:13 PM #122Junior Member
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si juan nga usa ka mekaniko nakigbayli og sweet music sa usa ka nurse nga si inday.......
juan: day, nurse ka no?
inday: nganong katag-an lagi ka?
juan: nanimaho man god kang hospital...
inday: ikaw, mekaniko sad ka no?
juan: hala! nganong katag-an lagi ka?
inday: murag ta-od2x na man god ko nimong gi-jackan..........
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06-20-2010, 11:07 PM #123Junior Member
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bwahahahahaha
Originally Posted by foefighters
Gi-jackan jd?!?!? hehehe sa makaila lang og jack ani..
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06-20-2010, 11:34 PM #124Junior Member
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SexEd Teacher: ok class, who among you have tried having s3x with a ghost?
Pedro: ako mam!!
teacher: ha!? with a ghost!??
Pedro: aw sorry mam, abi kog goats...
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06-20-2010, 11:43 PM #125Junior Member
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on the first day of classes....
titser: class, kinsa ninyo ang naka ila ni Jose Rizal? ikaw Pedro?
pedro: no mam
titser: ikaw Juan?
juan: no mam.
titser: ah! ka grabe ninyo! wa jui naka ila ninyo ni Jose Rizal?
pedro: aw mam, basig tua na siya sa pikas section!
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06-20-2010, 11:48 PM #126Junior Member
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Juan: doc, nag sakit man akong tiyan.
Doc: unsa man diay imong gi kaon Juan?
Juan: kamoteng kahoy doc.
Doc: ay bantug ra! sa sunod, kung mo kaon kag kamote, kamote! kung kahoy, kahoy! ayaw dungana!
Juan: patay!!!
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06-20-2010, 11:52 PM #127Junior Member
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donya: ok inday, kai bag-o man ka diri, gusto ko masayod ka nga ang atong pamahaw diri taga alas sais sa buntag ha!
new helper: wai problema nyora, kung tulog pako anang orasa, una lang mog kaon!
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06-21-2010, 12:00 AM #128Junior Member
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Pedro: doc, duna koi problema!
Doc: unsa mana dro?
Pedro: regular man akong kalibang doc, taga alas syete sa buntag.
Doc: mao ba dro, so ma-ayo hinoon na. unsa mai problema ana?
Pedro: taga alas noybe naman gud ko tig mata...
Doc: BANGAS KA!!!
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06-21-2010, 01:11 AM #129Junior Member
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Juan: Doc, mgp.ilis unta ko ug ngipon sa kanding
Dentist: Oi! nganu man?!
Juan: mahal nman gud ang bugas, mg.sagbot nlng ko
Dentist:
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06-21-2010, 02:22 AM #130Junior Member
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butangi!!! Originally Posted by crstina
Juan: Doc, mgp.ilis unta ko ug ngipon sa kanding
Dentist: Oi! nganu man?!
Juan: mahal nman gud ang bugas, mg.sagbot nlng ko
Dentist:
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