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[dice14]

nice... lingaw... nana ko i joke sa akong gf..hehhe tnx anyways..

[indaylili]

d best ni na joke na gi post sa 1st pej wue

News Flash Report!
2 ka bayot..nag jogging sa plaza gi rape!

Pagka ugma…
Ang plaza nagubot…
Trapik kayo…

Kay 1000 ka bayot..nag jogging!!!

wahahahahahahahha

[istong]

hehehe... makabuang pod mga story...

[totoyko]

from alel:

Three vampires went into a bar:

1st Vampire (sosyal): "One goblet of fresh blood, please..."
2nd Vampire (di gaanyong ka sosyal): "Isang cup ng dinuagan, please."
3rd Vampire (poor guy): "Isang baso ng pinakuluang tubig lang po sakin."
Bartender (puzzled): "Yun lang po ba sayo, Sir?"
3rd Vampire: "Mag tsa-a lang ako...May napulot akong napkin..."

hahaha! hasta bangasa ani oe..

[xtianubec]

I named my iPod "The Titanic" so when it connects it says, "The Titanic is synching" =))

[budoyski]

nisamot ako ubo cge og katawa...

[k-bai]

hahaha.. nndota ani nga mga jokes oi.. mga karaan ang uban pro OK lang jud ghapon.. hehehe

[kenkoy]

SA PONINARYA:
(si inday namatyan ug mister)

Inday: Sir pila man bayad kung ipa crimate ang ako bana?
Manager: P100,000.00 mises.
Inday: HUh!? mahal pd ana sir oi, P50,000.00 raman ako kwarta dni
Manager: Ok rana xa mam, e HALF-COOK lang nya nato...

[che(k_afss]

A sexy reporter was interviewing Erap, pag upo pa lang, pinisil ni Erap ang boobs ng Reporter..

Reporter: Bakit mo pinisil boob ko?
Erap: Kasi may nakalagay Press

ahahaha idol

[--chubbylita--]

A guy was setting up his new fb account while his gf sat beside him. Feeling all macho, he put in "*****" as his password. His gf fell off her chair laughing when the error message registered as...

"Your password is too short."

wahahha...d ka malaen??!!