Funny Message

[sHenZee03]

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^Funny man siya gamay hahaha. Oy ayaw kaayu mu palabi sa Boyz vs gurlz na thread lol

makaadik man gud...hahaha!

[Godfall]

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of
her students, the teacher asked the boy, "What is your
problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she
is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The Teacher had enough. She took the Boy to the
principal's office.

While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told the teacher he would give the boy a
test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She
agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks
at the teacher and tells her, "I think this boy can go
to the third-grade. "

The teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions.
Can I ask him ?"

The principal and the boy both agreed.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?"
Boy: after a moment, "Legs."

Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."

Teacher : "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
liquid?"
Boy: Coconut

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer, the Boy was taking
charge.
Boy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does
sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense.
Boy: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Teacher: What is it that all men have one of, it's
longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't
use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're
married?
Boy: SURNAME

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love?
Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher:

"SEND THIS BOY TO COLLEGE!, I GOT THE LAST TEN
QUESTIONS WRONG MYSELF !"

[budi]

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very naughty hahaha idol na bata pirteng inosenteha
hahaha, grabe sige ra jud kog katawa hapit jud maka igit hahahaha

[chenggay!!!]

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qualified kaau ang bata isend sa college. brayt kaau dili bastos d pareha sa hunahuna sa Principal lols

[stew_griff]

manag ti-ayon nasakpan sa ilang anak, mama ng patong sa papa hubot hubad...
ANAK: mommy unsa mana imong gibuhat ni daddy?
MAMA:aw, wala ra anak,, ako ra gipahiyos ang tiyan ni daddy kay daghan na ug hangin.
ANAK: ngek, wala nay gamit imong gibuhat mommy oi, kay ug wala ka paburoton man japon na ni yaya iyang tiyan..

=D

[totoyko]

bwahahahahahaha! na ngayabag me ngari sa ako mga ka officemate ani nga thread grabi ka buak amo mga baba cge basa... hahahhaha

nice! nice! nice!

[stew_griff]

juan: ahak man tong langgama,, gi itihan man ko.
pedro: kad**** mg kuha ko ug tissue
juan: bogo man ka pedro, nilupad na, unsaon nimo pag trapo sa lobot ato.

[ice_05]

makalingaw kaau mga jokes diri wui, labi na tong 1st-grader.hahaha

[deejjerjov]

GRABEEEEEEEE au ang bata....

[mike_jo]

wahahahaha panuhuton man ta cgeg katawa ani