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05-27-2010, 06:50 PM #81Senior Member
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05-27-2010, 06:57 PM #82Junior Member
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Ahahaha ataya ani oei . . .
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05-27-2010, 07:04 PM #83
In the classroom
Teacher: Pedro use DOES and AMONG in a sentence.
Pedro: AMONG the birds, the parrot DOES the talking.
Teacher: Very good.... Ikaw Juan.
Juan: (nag huna2x...)
When the kabaw DOESmag the tree, naAMONG ang pati.
Bwahahah.. paytera \m/
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05-27-2010, 07:59 PM #84Junior Member
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hahaha makatawa man pud ta ani.
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05-28-2010, 12:20 PM #85
hahahahaha..lol ahaka ani oi
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05-28-2010, 03:57 PM #86Junior Member
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wa nay lain? more pa b? gibasa gyud nako from 1st page to last.....cge kog katawa dri opisina.....hehehehe..
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05-30-2010, 01:01 AM #87Elite Member
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c juan ug pedro as pari....
FR. PEDRO: unsa man imo buhaton if mkakita ka maghubo nga babae sa imo atubangan..
FR. JUAN: aw!..mulakaw gyud ko ug mag pray...ikaw FR. PEDRO?
FR. PEDRO: hehe..parehas pud nimo mamakak...
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05-30-2010, 05:51 AM #88Elite Member
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waaahhh...mga badlongon!!
Originally Posted by chebs
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05-31-2010, 06:04 PM #89Junior Member
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PEDRO: Doc Juan pakunsulta unta ko nmu.
DOC JUAN: Unsa mn diay na imu gpamati.
PEDRO: Ngano mani doc nga kada gabii NBA games mn ako madamguhan. wa jud sipyat...
DOC JUAN: Ah mao ba. Cge risitahan tka ha,, imna ni karong gabii diba d naka magdamgo ug NBA nig tulog nmu ron.
PEDRO: Pwede ugma sa gabii nalang ko na imnun doc?
DOC JUAN: Ngano man Pedro?
PEDRO: Game 7 naman gud rong gabii.........
DOC JUAN: butangi!!!!!!!!!!!paet.....hehehehe
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05-31-2010, 08:38 PM #90Elite Member
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Teacher: ok class our lesson 4 today is about planet.
earth is the 3rd planet from the sun. now what is next to mercury?
Pedro: murag rose pharmacy man tingali mam! d ko lang sure.
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Pedro: may ka-eyebol aq mamya.. anu kya itsura nia?
kc sbi nya kamkha dw cia celebrity.. "SH" amg cmula
ng name...
Juan: jackpot ka, Pedro! Bka SHeri or SHaina!
(matapos ang eyebol, uwi c Pedro)
Juan: kmusta eyebol mo? Bakit ka mlungkot?
Pedro: "SHrek" ampota!
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Sad story of the day..
Nakita ni pedro ang mga nagkukumpulang tao
may naaksidente dahil sa kagustuhan makita ni pedro
ang namatay gumawa siya ng eksena para tumabi
ang mga tao..
"tumabi kayo.. thats my brother..."
nagsitabi ang mga tao hanggang makita ni pedro ang
naaksidente..
isang kawawa at duguang Unggoy... kawawa
Last edited by mhelgarfield; 05-31-2010 at 08:44 PM.
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