DVD
Pedro: soli ko tong nabili kong DVD
Juan: anong problema?
Pedro: walang picture saka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata ito
Juan: anong title?
Pedro: The Lens Cleaner
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Thread: Juan and Pedro Jokes...
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05-24-2010, 02:05 PM #71Junior Member
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05-24-2010, 04:42 PM #72Banned User
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pytera ani bro gd!....
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05-24-2010, 05:20 PM #73Elite Member
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(MATH CLASS)
Teacher: Okay Juan, tubaga ni akong pangutana..kung naa koi lima ka anak sa akong unang asawa..unya naa koi upat ka anak sa ikaduhang asawa...kng suma totalon...naa koi
Juan: naa kay........pagka bigaon mam!Last edited by umpa-lumpa; 05-24-2010 at 05:21 PM. Reason: s
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05-24-2010, 05:49 PM #74Junior Member
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sa tindahan! si juan sa bata pa nag palit og bobot ilang pedro.
Juan: ayo! ayo! payeta ko bobot.
Pedro: wala na baya bobot juan.
melibay ang 5 ka minuto me balik si juan
juan: ayo! ayo! pyeta ko candy noy pedyo.
Pedro: dili baya ka pwede ani juan
juan: aw... kuan nalang bobot
pedro: wala na lage bobot
me lakaw nasad si juan og taud2x me balik
juan: ayo! ayo! pyeta ko bobot
pedro: wala na lage bobot juan! gahe nimo ulo oe! posilon taka karon!
juan: aw! og dayon uli
taud2x me balik si juan
juan: ayo! ayo! payeta
pedro: unsa naman sad imo!
juan: naa mo posil?
pedro: wala me posil juan! ka gahi jud nimo ulo
juan: aw! palita ko bobot. blehhh
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05-25-2010, 07:43 AM #75Junior Member
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doctor: im sorry missis, murag patay naman ni imung bana
Juan: (naglisod ug storya) "oi oi buhi pa tawn ko oi oi"
asawa: hoi! ayaw pag buot2x dha ky doctor nai nagsutli ana!
LOL
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05-26-2010, 11:46 AM #76Senior Member
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hahaha, nagcge raku katawa diri, nahibong na akong officemate
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05-26-2010, 02:02 PM #77Junior Member
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Juan naka bangga ug amerkano
Juan: ai! sorry!
kano: im sorry too
Juan: hehe Sorry 3!
kano: What are you sorry for?
Juan: buang ni kano.a ai nagtuo nga dli ko kamao mu ihap. Im sorry 5!!
kano: are you sick??
Juan: ahahah sick kuno, bisag six sunod ahaha
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05-27-2010, 12:48 AM #78Elite Member
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hahahaha the lens cleaner... bow!
Originally Posted by golens
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05-27-2010, 06:13 AM #79C.I.A.
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wagtang pud problema!
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05-27-2010, 05:43 PM #80Senior Member
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juan, pedro ug tisoy natug sa isa ka bed
juan: bai, murag huot man ta sa higdaanan
pedro: lage, tisoy pwde ka munaog?
tisoy: cge2
juan: kana, lu-ag na! bai tisoy pwde naka musaka kay lu-ag na!
tisoy: pastilan nimo juan!
wahahahahah
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