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  1. 05-18-2010, 08:42 PM #41
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    hahahahaha
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  2. 05-18-2010, 09:22 PM #42
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    nice nice...lingaw ko da
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  3. 05-18-2010, 10:17 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhelgarfield View Post
    Teacher: Use LOW in a sentence.

    Pedro: My cellphone is LOWbat.

    Teacher: Very good!
    Ikaw Juan the same word.

    Juan: My brief is LOW-ag!

    Teacher: Wrong!

    Juan: Sakto mam uie! Bisag imu pang tan-awon.


    bwahahaha!
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  4. 05-18-2010, 10:36 PM #44
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    Teacher: Juan, Use the word "connected" in a sentence
    Juan: On my way to school, I saw two dogs "connected"
    teacher: No Juan, direct to the point....
    Juan: Ma'am, i cannot see the point, because the point is inside.
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  5. 05-18-2010, 10:59 PM #45
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    Gisulod ang lawak sa magtiayong Tika ug Tikyo sa usa ka gikahadlokan nga serial killer

    Serial killer: PAtyon mo nakong duha! Pero una mo nako patyon, gusto ko makaila sa pangan sa akong mga biktima. Ikaw babaye, unsay imong ngan?

    Tikla: Malouy tawon ka,Tikla pero Inday Tikla ang ilang itawag nako.

    Serial killer: Pareho mog ngan sa akong nanay, di lang tika patyon... Ikaw lalaki, unsay imong ngan?

    Tikyo: Malouy tawon ka dong,ako si Tikyo pero "my friends call me Tikla!"

    Serial killer: Mao ba? dara oh!Bang! bang! bang!
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  6. 05-18-2010, 11:32 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by syaok View Post
    Gisulod ang lawak sa magtiayong Tika ug Tikyo sa usa ka gikahadlokan nga serial killer

    Serial killer: PAtyon mo nakong duha! Pero una mo nako patyon, gusto ko makaila sa pangan sa akong mga biktima. Ikaw babaye, unsay imong ngan?

    Tikla: Malouy tawon ka,Tikla pero Inday Tikla ang ilang itawag nako.

    Serial killer: Pareho mog ngan sa akong nanay, di lang tika patyon... Ikaw lalaki, unsay imong ngan?

    Tikyo: Malouy tawon ka dong,ako si Tikyo pero "my friends call me Tikla!"

    Serial killer: Mao ba? dara oh!Bang! bang! bang!
    ahahaha imbis juan and pedro jokes,... naabot man iyang barkada nga c tikla og tikyo... hahahaha..
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  7. 05-19-2010, 08:27 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by syaok View Post
    Gisulod ang lawak sa magtiayong Tika ug Tikyo sa usa ka gikahadlokan nga serial killer

    Serial killer: PAtyon mo nakong duha! Pero una mo nako patyon, gusto ko makaila sa pangan sa akong mga biktima. Ikaw babaye, unsay imong ngan?

    Tikla: Malouy tawon ka,Tikla pero Inday Tikla ang ilang itawag nako.

    Serial killer: Pareho mog ngan sa akong nanay, di lang tika patyon... Ikaw lalaki, unsay imong ngan?

    Tikyo: Malouy tawon ka dong,ako si Tikyo pero "my friends call me Tikla!"

    Serial killer: Mao ba? dara oh!Bang! bang! bang!
    lolol
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  8. 05-19-2010, 10:08 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by eric0ns21 View Post
    juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish.
    pedro: What is mor important? Heart or Mind?
    juan: Spanish!!!


    bwahahaha! idol kaayo nako ni sila Juan ug Pedro dah! payter!
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  9. 05-19-2010, 10:10 PM #49
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    ahahahhahaha lingawa nko oie.. mra nkog yabag dri cgeg ngisi.. more more more
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  10. 05-19-2010, 11:13 PM #50
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    Juan: pre nakailad ko sa tindera ganeha!!.

    Pedro: Giunsa man nemo pag- ilad ang tindera?

    Juan: Nagpaload ko bisan wala koy cellphone!

    Pedro: Boang!
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