how to turn down unwanted guys: HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


A man walks into a bar one day asks, "Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside?" "Yeah I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my Chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talkin' about!?" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler?" "Well, it seems he... got... stuck in your dog's throat.


During a recent company password audit, it was found that a blonde secretary was using the following password:"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoo fySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told her password had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.