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[sevalle_xx]

nice, ka taw-anan kaau.. my laugh for the day

[sanlinux]

maka pawala sa duka...lol!

[plethoraldork]

nice!!!!!! up up up up up up up up.

next time ako napud mo post diri hehehehe wait!

[Bamed User]

ahahahahaha

[greatchard]

I just want to share...hope ds make any sense...

1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. A
LIFE sentence.

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore
marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man
loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets
her masters.

4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement
ring, wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and
frustration: In the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens. In the second
year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In
the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR
listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you
want, and when you see what the other person
has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words
in the church and found himself married. A year
later he muttered something in his sleep and
found himself divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and
taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married,
Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying
for it.

10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient
China, a man doesn't know his wife until he
marries her. Father: That happens everywhere,
son, EVERYWHERE!

11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage
is the alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman's
hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage
it is self-defense.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we
know why. But when a 10-year married man looks
happy, we wonder why.

14. When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the
car is new or the wife is.

15. Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's
arm soon have arms in woman's sink.

16. When a man steals your wife, there is no
better revenge than to let him keep her.

17. Eighty percent of married man cheat in
America, the rest cheat in Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two
sides of a coin. They just can't face each
other, but still they stay together.

19. Marriage is when a man and a woman become
one. The trouble starts when they try to decide
which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman
he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes
silent.

21. I married Miss right, I just didn't know her
first name was Always.

22. It's not true that married men live longer
than single men, it only seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it
was almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I had it
all - money, a beautiful house, the love of a
beautiful woman, then...POW! It was all gone.
What happened, asked his friend. He says: My
wife found out.

25. Wife: Let's go out and have some fun
tonight. Husband: OK, but if you get home before
I do, leave the hallway lights on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to
another: Aren't you wearing your ring on the
wrong finger? The other replied, Yes, I am. I
married the wrong man.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married,
then he is finished.

28. It doesn't matter how often a married man
changes his job, he still ends up with the same
boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE
WANTED. The next day he received a hundred
letters and they all said the same thing - YOU
CAN HAVE MINE.

[balolot]

man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE
WANTED. The next day he received a hundred
letters and they all said the same thing - YOU
CAN HAVE MINE.

kalooy sad oui, dont wanna end up like this...

[-marquez-]

Married life is full of excitement and
frustration: In the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens. In the second
year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In
the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR
listens.

-naa may ma igo ani.. hehehe

[curiousone]

Apo: naunsa man ka lo? Nag lipstick man ka, kampat pa jud!
Lolo: ha! ? Buang man diay tu imo lola, wa man magsulti nga gi regla diay!

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epic lage na....hahaha

[marjorie]

hahahaha...nalingaw jud ko..lol

[pipb0y101]

3 kawatan, g silutan sa hari.

Hari: dalhi ko 10 k prutas sa matag 1 ka nin u
C Juan, ng dala 10 ka apol
Hari: hala ipasok n tanan sa imong lubot,
kon mausab imng nawong o kon mukatawa k,
patyon tka.
Juan,gi pasok amg permirong apol, naguba ang nawong.
Patay!
Pedro, ngdala ug 10 k lumboy, g pasok sa lobot katposang
lomboy nikatawa, Patay!
Ngkita sa langit ang duha.

Juan: last nalng ta 2 na lomboy nkatawa pmn ka?
Pedro: nkakta mnko ni Berto ngdala og Durian...