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  1. #21

    laugh out loud Philippines!! hahahaha

  2. #22
    they should have hired a 'devil' from heaven...
    is that possible? ehehe...

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Leartes View Post
    A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
    > He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    > The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
    > He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
    > Then he comes to the Philippine hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
    > Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
    > He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    > "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
    > "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!
    > Now I understand why many Filipinos don't worry so much about going to hell.

    wahahaha... true! true!

    MAO DIAY!

  4. #24
    LOL!!

    i wonder what Philippine Heaven is like.

  5. #25
    wahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahaahahahah aha! This is so funny. Medyo may halong reality sad naman.

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    haha.. gipatimbang na ang mga nails...

  7. #27
    ayosa gud. adtu ko ana beh. hahaha

  8. #28
    murag BDO, we find ways... hahahahah!

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