A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!"
"What a coincidence, "the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying for years to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally laying eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied .
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."
a celebration
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