> Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
>
>
> Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
>
> Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
>
>
> Customer: "It's eh..., hold on...... 6102049998-45-54610"
>
>
> Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
> Kayu.
> Your home number is 40942366, your office 7645 2302 and your mobile is
014
> 266
> 2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
>
>
> Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
>
>
> Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
>
> Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
>
> Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
>
> Customer: "How come?"
>
> Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
> pressure
> and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
>
>
> Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
>
> Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
>
>
> Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
>
> Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
> the
>
> National Library last week Sir"
>
>
> Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family siz ones then, how much
> will that cost?
>
>
> Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
> is
>
> $49.99
>
>
> Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
>
> Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit car is
> over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last
> year.
>
> That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
>
>
> Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
> some
> cash before your guy arrives"
>
>
> Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
> daily
>
> limit on machine withdrawal today"
>
>
> Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
> How
>
> long is it gonna take anyway?"
>
>
> Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
> come
> and collect it on your motorcycle..."
>
>
> Customer: " Wat !"
>
> Operator : "According to the details in system , you own a Scooter,
> ..registration number E1123..."
>
>
> Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
>
> Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
> you
>
> were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"
>
>
> Customer: [Speechless]
>
> Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
>
> Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
> bottles of cola as advertised?"
>
>
> Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
> diabetic



pls.. delete if existing