Funny Message

[personalmgt]

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I forgot my problems for a while

[ladyaries]

nice joke...

more,,,more,,,more pa...

[umpa-lumpa]

bwahahah lingaw ana oi

[recca_]

nalingaw mu? thanks.. kung gusto ninyo makalimot maski unsa nga prob,credit card b ninyo o kaha nakalimot ug palit gatas kang dodong, ibookmark lng ni.

[din428]

nice! nice! nice!

[amnesia]

LOL! tnx for posting this

[inc-pankz]

hahaha. . nice PRESS. . naughty naughty naughty

[recca_]

up the thread kung ganahan mo para mashare ni sa uban istoryans. thank you.

[euvanz]

(juan na late sa klase)

teacher: oi juan!!.. nganu late mn ka??..
juan: kuan mn gud maam.. naa mn gud nwagtangan ug 500 duol sa amo..
teacher: aw very good juan so imo d.i cya gtabangan ug pangita mao na late ka?
juan: wa maam..
teacher: aw nag unsa mn d.i ka nganu na late man ka?.
juan:ako gitumban iya 500 hangtod nga nilakaw cya..

[recca_]

Husband: you know what dear, if you are only good in cooking we can save P1,000 sa maid
Wife: sweetheart if you are only good in bed, we can also save P2,000 sa driver!



Pulis: Namukhaan mo ba ang nangrape sa yo?
Girl: Hindi po
Pulis: Bakit?
Girl: Kase po nag 69 muna kami , tapos nag dog style na agad. Di na po kami Nagkatinginan!



A ship sank..2 sailors adrift..
Sailor 1: Lord, palahubog mi, mga sugarol, botakal nya daghan mi mga kabit. If you
Save us Lord we promise to ..
Sailor 2: Taymsa! Ayaw sa promise naa ko nakit-an na island!



Cabinet member: Mr. President our population growth rate is very alarming, there is 1 Woman giving birth every minute!
Erap: We have to stop this and look for that woman!



Parrot shouted to three nuns passing by, Blue, black, red the nuns were amazed because those were the colors of their panties.
The second day the parrot shouted.. Yellow, white, green Parrot got the correct colors of their panties yet again!
On the third day, the nuns decided not to put on panties..The parrot got confused but quickly recovered and yelled, KULOT, UBANON, OPAW!



Teacher: Euthanasia is an act of mercy killing..Pedro, use euthanasia in a sentence?
Pedro: Maam, Maria is no longer a virgin because..na Euthanasia!



In a call center..
Kano: Hello? Is this Texas Technology Company Makati?
Lady operator: Come again sir?
Kano: Is this T.T. Co Makati?
Lady Operator: Eh di kamutin mo! Gago!



2 ka amiga hubog sa bar. Paguli, niagi sa cemetery. Nangalibang ang duha. Ang usa gigamit ang panty para itrapo ug gilabay; ug ang usa, nakakitag wreth sa lubong ug maoy gitrapo.
Pagkabuntag, ang ilang bana nagkita…
Bitoy: Pre, bantayan nato ang atong mga misis, ang ako nipauli kagabii wa nay panty.
Berting: Ang ako mas grabe pre dunay card nipilit sa iyang lobot nga nag-ingon, well never forget you, from all the guys at the Fire Dept.!



Two gays saw a dog licking its own thingy…
Gay 1: Sana magawa ko din yun!
Gay 2 Try mo! Mukha namang mabait ung aso eh!



Son: Tay kasab-an ko ako maestro ganina!
Tatay: Ha! Ngano man?
Son: Ako gi kiss-san ako seatmate ganina!
Tatay: tong anak ko, liwat jud nako dah! He,he,he nya lami bah?
Son: Opo tay, gwapo kayo siya!