Lamest excuse your gf/bf gave you when they got caught lying

[FukenGruven]

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"ikaw man ganii..." or "ikaW jud sauna..." human ikaw na pud kasab.an

[RainDrizzle07]

"ITs your fault coz you spoiled me too much".. @_@ WTF!!!!! that's what he said when I caught him cheating!!! WTF!! jud.. kaau!!! lolz.. ^_^

[treize]

we're just cooking fish

[baye`]

nah di man gani na mosakay ug motor... wa sya kbaw hapit kada adlaw kita ko nag backride ang girl sa ya motor

[lady_yan]

i lied coz i dont want to hurt u.. or i lied kay dko ganahan mag away ta... toinks...

[bloodyrose]

i did it because you did it first!

[Blackjellybean27]

lamest excuse: sorry baby wla ko car now k its being repaired..
me: okay lang na, we can ride taxi.. or mag jeep lang.. thats no problem as long as we can spend time with each other..
lamest excuse: (no reply)
after several hours, ngit2x na ang world, sleep na ang mga people including me...
lamest excuse: sorry i fell asleep...
me: (upon waking up) ok lang, so what are your plans for the day...
guy: i dunno yet..
me: ok, let's see each other..
lamest excuse: don't have car pa rin
me: ok lang gani....
lamest excuse: Oh no, i think im coming down with a cold...
me: ay cge ok nalng.. next time then
next day, k nag post ug photos with his friends from the day before...

me: hey, new photos from yesterday.. thought you were sick...
lamest excuse: i felt better, i wanted to text you but i run out of load..

Idiot! I'm glad wla na kmi hehehe...

[amfoi]

sa akoa kay nag ingon gf nako dati na.. lowbat ko.. wala ko load.. ayy dah.. pagkabopols pod na rason..kay sa ka daghan nila nag sabay girls.. syaro cla tanan walay load..

pwede man cgro pod maka insert ug sim?makitxt? or mag pa load? hahay..

[overdrive]

hes just a friend and i dont know him much

[Blackjellybean27]

naa bag-o na lamest excuse:

i did it (cheated on you) because i got mad at you.

WTF!