Robot secretary

[rockrhyan1982]

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right
tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have ***, too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!
Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her *ss is a pencil sharpener!"

[nirdle_phogi]

hahahahah.. ataya gi back door diay..

[TowinginSeattle123]

Hehey, This one is too funny. Good one. Cheers.
Towing in Seattle

[WEI?]

hahaha!! wohoo..nice one!!! tuli nuon...

-WEI?

[fanatic_me]

hahahaha...tagam!!

[freesoulyra]

hahahahaha mao na maniac man gud maski robot patulan

[ram_hot]

lingawa nako wui... gaba-gaba cya, pati robot patulan...

[bugzbunny]

nice.. can i have 1 of that latest model.. hehe.