
Originally Posted by
obemon
Look I haven't really been following this Tiger drama myself. From what I've heard though, Tiger has been hiting a hole in one recently, but just hit the wrong hole right? So his wife started to get suspicious and took his celfone. She indeed found sent text messages from Tiger to his new caddy with messages like...
"Damn girl, you’re a par 3? I’ll sink it in 1".
"I want you to count the dimples on my (golf) balls."
Wife got upset and started chasing Tiger with a gold club. Tiger panicked and ran to his car and started driving. This led to him crashing into a fire hydrant and a tree since he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Police then came to the scene and scored him a bogey.