Upgrading Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

[xinevirtucio]

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mausab lage basta maminyo na

[bjpunk182]

nice...........................

[RegisteredNewbie]

haha kalain, dli nalng ko magminyo :P

[mYta82]

hahaha...hala ds s so true..no offense sa hubby ko but seriously once u get married things change big tym=p

[francoise07]

sad but true.......-metallica

[juream]

nice!....

[SoulRupture*]

DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Hahaha virus lagi.....

[crazy_lazy]

I got this from Candy in one of my e-group (I’m not really sure who the author is so if you do, please let me know so I can give proper credit)

I find it so clever and funny I just have to post it here. Have a good laugh!



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A Desperate Customer To A Technical Support Admin



Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.



What can I do?





Signed,
Desperate



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Dear Desperate:



First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.



If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.



But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).



Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.



You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7





Good Luck,
Tech Support

partly true...lolz

[heavenknws]

dah upgrade pa mo.....