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· A cub reporter was complaining about the

· President's accessibility to the

· media. Talking to another veteran mediaman, he

· said it is harder now to get

· through the President compared to those days when

· he was still Mayor, Senator and even Vice President.The

· mediaman said, "Pare, hindi totoo

· yan! In fact they have installed a

· very sophisticated telephone system over at

· Malacanang. All you need to do is lift the handset

· and presto you can talk to the

· President anytime."

· "Really?" said the amused reporter and hurriedly

· ended the conversation. "O, sigue pare, thank you sa tip ha?

· Tatawag na kaagad ako sa Presidente!"

· And so the reporter got hold of a telephone and

· dialed the Malacanang number, and this is what he heard:

· "GOOD MORNING, YOU HAVE REACHED THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT.

· IF YOU WISH TO TALK TO HIM IN TAGALOG, PLEASE PRESS ONE. IF YOU

· WANT TO TALK TO HIM IN FILIPINO, PLEASE PRESS

· TWO. IF YOU INSIST ON TALKING TO HIM IN ENGLISH,PLEASE

· HANG UP AND DON'T CALL AGAIN!"

· That didn't dampen the spirit of the persistent

· reporter. He dialed the number again and followed the

· instruction by pressing 1 (for Tagalog), and this is what he heard:

· MAGANDANG UMAGA PO, ANG INYONG TAWAG AY NAKARATING

· SA TANGGAPAN NG PANGULONG ERAP. SA KASAWIANG PALAD,

· SIYA AY KASALUKUYAN PANG NATUTULOG. KUNG MAYROON KAYONG IBANG

· NAIS MAKAUSAP, SUNDIN ANG MGA SUMUSUNOD: "PINDUTIN ANG ISA PARA

· SA UNANG ASAWA, PINDUTIN ANG DALAWA PARA SA PANGALAWANG ASAWA,

· AT PINDUTIN ANG TATLO KUNG MAYROON KAYONG MAIRE-REKOMENDA!

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