What are the best things to say to someone who dumped you?

[blisstacy]

ok Bye tnx for wasting my time

[landz0216]

aw.. bahala naka diha.. pero ako ang bata imo ang gatas..

[binarypill]

cool, no problem. can you introduce me to <insert name of obviously-hot-friend-of-your-recent-ex>? i've been thinking of him/her for a while now, i'm sure you noticed.

[xxvvxx01]

Thank you for making it easy for me, I was thinking the same thing now that you mentioned it. Ive been seeing this girl since 3 mos ago and she works better than you. by the way I just pretended everything even the I love you. (pag talikud dala hilak) ngano man ngano man buhuhuhu

[beyee]

i hope you won't feel this pain i'm feeling when she's through with you... ayaw tawn balik nako like you always do...

[treize]

don't say anything... slap his face and kick his testicles... para di na siya kabuhat ug mga lahi pa nya... bwaahhahahah...... (evil laugh)********

wow bad gurl, hmmmm....

[vikkz]

If the guy dumped me...I'd say, "Uhmmm, I feel so much better that you confronted me first because I didn't know how to tell you...I didn't want to hurt you. I'm just glad the feeling is mutual." Haha!

[Badekdek]

ako?

you don't dumped me... i dumped you!!

welcome to the landfills..

only chuck norris can do that!

[blackbutterfly74]

thank you for dumping me..i was never lost..instead ive got d right direction..and now regular employee na jud tawn ko...single but happy and in the process of moving on...hahaha gud luck!!!

[Baeybe_Bryce]

Im better off without you...