major date bummers

[khimmy]

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we were being tailed by her ex everywhere we went.. bisan asa balhin ma abot man jd iya ex. hehehe cant forget that experience

good thing brad wala mo pakit-ag pistola

[khimmy]

she brought with her a chaperone.

tht's off the board! geez! whatta bummer

[xxvvxx01]

Date na lagi, abot sa ilang balay kay graduation celebration niya sabay dayon whisper sa ako na ayaw saba na uyab mi kay wala kabalo iya mama. Ask dayon iya mama "kinsa man ka dong?", the usual answer "barkada ra mi maam". Minutes later abot na ang uban guest including iya ex which she went out pa jud to meet him at their gate holding hands (casual friends na gud kuno). And to add up to that while at the celebration chika to the max na tanan tao, comment pa jud iya mama (walay malay na kami na d i sa iya anak) Nganong nagbulag man gud mo wui bagay ra ba unta mo. Ahak!!! to max level

Hehehe beat that

[khimmy]

@xxvvxx01: ahak ana uie.. ing-ana jud lagi nah bastah tago2 nga relasyon...
naa jud byay mga mama nga ing-ana but you couldnt blame her mom pud kai clueless bya xa nga kamo diay...

[vikkz]

I dated one of my friends GF's younger sister. right after we ordered my phone rang, twas my friends GF yelling and cursing her heart out that she will cut my jr. off if i will ever touch her sister. LOL for crying out loud we're just eating dinner. LOL

Hahahaha! this is so funny I don't blame her. If I had a sister under the same situation, I would probably do the same thing...

[beyee]

this one i can't forget k flippaps kaau ko nagkabloopers sa ako coffee date na cutee au which g set-up sa friend nako... nice na kaau amo chika over coffee den naay ni dool na girl ni ask nako if i nid the tray coz she's going to use it, ako dungog lahi k nakilig na lageh ko sa ako date, i gave her my empty mug instead coz i thought barista/waitress to cya, nilakaw ang girl nasuko tapos ang date nako, when i looked at him, kodak moment au iya reaction na nakaingon sa ako, "are u okay bey??" wahahahaha...

there was never a second date... nano kaha?? hehehehe

[Soul Doctor]

This was in my early college days.
A hot girl spotted me in a bookstore sa colon and wanted to watch movie with me.
I paid for the ticket and we went inside.
Inside she started touching me and kissing me.
Inosente pa jud kaayo ko ato nga time, hehehe.
Wala ra koy gibuhat.
Until giablihan niya ang zipper sa akong jeans.
Nagsapaw man diay kog maong nga shorts
pwerte raba lisora ablihon sa buttones og zipper sa akong shorts.
Na frustrated jud siya kay wala niya na abli akong shorts.
Ahaka ato oi.
Sukad ato dili nako magsapaw og sul-ob og shorts.
Sayanga lagi.
Lynlyn ra jud akong nahinumduman sa iyang ngalan.

Basin naa to siya diri.
Sorry kaayo Lyn ha. hehehe.

[khimmy]

@ beyee: mao jud lageh nah basta ma carry away naka sa imu ka date.. youll forget nga naa
pay world nga ni exist...

@ soul doctor: doc, wrong choice jud ang maong shorts.. maytag boxers ra to kai magisi pah nia.. ahahahhahah

[Meebo]

pinaka bloopers nako kai.. naa mi sa ubos sa cinehan sa sm.. nagwatch ug movie, den the girl was all of a sudden touching me all over.. lol. na dala pud intawn si dodong.. she went down on me.. but ang movie among gi watch... LORD OF THE RINGS.. any idea kung unsa to ka puno..? ni kuyos si dodong pag talikod nako..

[pugak_79]

This was in my early college days.
A hot girl spotted me in a bookstore sa colon and wanted to watch movie with me.
I paid for the ticket and we went inside.
Inside she started touching me and kissing me.
Inosente pa jud kaayo ko ato nga time, hehehe.
Wala ra koy gibuhat.
Until giablihan niya ang zipper sa akong jeans.
Nagsapaw man diay kog maong nga shorts
pwerte raba lisora ablihon sa buttones og zipper sa akong shorts.
Na frustrated jud siya kay wala niya na abli akong shorts.
Ahaka ato oi.
Sukad ato dili nako magsapaw og sul-ob og shorts.
Sayanga lagi.
Lynlyn ra jud akong nahinumduman sa iyang ngalan.

Basin naa to siya diri.
Sorry kaayo Lyn ha. hehehe.

dude asa imu mga kamot ato panahona? hahaha