A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Results 1 to 10 of 20
Thread: The Panda
-
10-04-2009, 04:32 PM #1C.I.A.
- Join Date
- Nov 2002
- Posts
- 8,417
The Panda
-
10-04-2009, 09:03 PM #2C.I.A.
- Join Date
- Jul 2009
- Posts
- 2,160
hahahahah!
-
10-05-2009, 10:14 AM #3C.I.A.
- Join Date
- Apr 2009
- Posts
- 2,139
haha bugoya gud ini.....
-
10-06-2009, 11:27 AM #4Senior Member
- Join Date
- Jan 2009
- Posts
- 542
toinks!
-
10-06-2009, 01:21 PM #5C.I.A.
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
- Posts
- 2,861
kaluoy sa waiter
-
10-06-2009, 08:52 PM #6Elite Member
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
- Posts
- 1,111
hala, kasalbahis...
-
10-07-2009, 08:43 PM #7Senior Member
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Posts
- 939
ma0 d i t0...
"eats shoots and leaves" = panda
bwahahaha....
pait....
-
10-10-2009, 06:07 AM #8Elite Member
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Posts
- 1,312
toinks... patinga...
-
10-10-2009, 08:45 PM #9Junior Member
- Join Date
- Jun 2008
- Posts
- 188
payter ang panda!!! hahaha louya sa manager..
-
10-12-2009, 09:42 PM #10Senior Member
- Join Date
- Feb 2009
- Posts
- 418
mean panda >.< hehe
Reply With Quote
Similar Threads |
|
Posting Permissions
|