10 Reasons Why Willie Revillame Should Become a Senator

[cherub.rock]

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willie is dumb to run for senator.

pero mas dumb ang mga pilipino if ever we let him win.

[leo_trams]

Filipinos are generally dumb. Sa una pa na wala pa ko matawo, karon tigulang na ko...dumb lang gihapon.
Ang mga Filipinos nga dili dumb...mao na ang naa sa pwesto! Mao na sila ang maayo kaayo mo manipulate sa kinabag-an sa mga dumb Filipinos. hehehe
So if you want to succeed in the Filipins unya kaya sa imong konsensya...manipulate your dumb countrymen! Mabuhi ang mga Pinoy!



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[Nikki80]

wawa we jud ta ani

[peewee_toot]

ayaw mog kabalaka ky dili mn dw cya mo dagan.:0

[skyblue_lord]

Filipinos are generally dumb. Sa una pa na wala pa ko matawo, karon tigulang na ko...dumb lang gihapon.
Ang mga Filipinos nga dili dumb...mao na ang naa sa pwesto! Mao na sila ang maayo kaayo mo manipulate sa kinabag-an sa mga dumb Filipinos. hehehe
So if you want to succeed in the Filipins unya kaya sa imong konsensya...manipulate your dumb countrymen! Mabuhi ang mga Pinoy!



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apil naka ani bro...... hehhehhhe peace

[makal34]

wala nay lain na mas tarong2x pa ni mo dagan ug senator..basin macomedy inig ka hiring..or mag wellie of fortune ta sa senado..

[leviaragon]

willie is good at showbiz, but in politics? ayaw nalang
sad intawon sa ciya paapila, basin another erap nasad
ta ani...

[business_guy]

kung ganahan si Willie mutabang sa mga less fortunate, sa wowowee nlang cya.

[mariaClara]

this.is.sick.

[kamikaze_007]

1. He can follow in the footsteps of Tito Sotto, who was a lousy comedian but a very funny senator.

2. During lulls in the Senate, he can have Luningning and her dancers gyrate on the floor. But this won’t be the first time someone gyrates in the Senate. Remember the impeachment hearings of Erap Estrada?

3. He can make a privilege speech and insult anyone and everyone, since he’ll be immune from suit.

4. He can write a bill to make Pau liniment the national balm.

5. He can write a bill to make spousal abuse a non-criminal offense.

6. Hell, he can even write a bill to make women second-class citizens and mere *** toys. Chavit Singson would love him!

7. He can distribute money, not to mention dollars, to the other senators and claim he was doing it for the Senate good, complete with sentimental music in the background.

8. He can cheat his way to become Senate President. He was able to do it in his show; why not the Senate?

9. If the public loses interest in the Senate, he can offer house and lot packages to the public so they can stampede –literally speaking– to the Senate entrance. If anyone gets trampled to death, there’s always Gaby Lopez to defend him.

10. He can be the best example of why we shouldn’t vote idiots as senators.

..nice one!..hahahahahahaha..so satirical!..