we are looking for agents (or is this the wrong section?)

[ufc_fighterguy]

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i can run faster that flash, swim faster than aqua man, fly faster than superman and smarter than professor x of x-men. am i qualified?

[blitzzsol]

i got bitten by a radioactive ant and fell over a can of toxic waste..right now im seeing eight things in my peripheral vision..

[Leartes]

hmmm... we love kids for GI Joe stands for good and freedom. you'll need to apply for a neo viper for eating kids will not be welcome in our order. Im sorry..

BUT I WANT TO BE WITH THE TEAM!!!! I promise ill be gentle on them cute little, stubby kids...

[BONG2Y]

I am expert in any military field....sekreto lang ni ha bestfriend mi ni Serpentor. Am i qualified to join ur team?

[jiro]

Headshots on Counterstike.

plays left for dead on expert difficulty.

double kills, triple kills and god like in Dota.

Killed Ilidan.

read naruto on manga - sasuke vs 5hokage ^_^...

mwaks

[john_yo]

sakto ni dri nga section..hahahah..
katawa mn xd ta ani..

and that is why this thread is in the humor section.

[Anydowro]

I badly need a job!!
my skill is prentending
-pretending to be asleep when asked to do some errands
-pretending to be a cat when arriving home late
-pretending to be tired and exhausted during PE classes
-pretending to be busy when GF calls
-pretending to be drunk with just 2 glasses of beer (para maka-ikyas)

[manbat]

hi, im batman.
im sure qualified ko.
yes, moapil ko if sugtan ko ninyo suot sa akong own costume.

Spoiler! 

[master_s0n]

1. I could help old men/women cross the street.
2. I could help old men/women cross their yard.

pwede ni?

[Koikoi]

certificate of virginity.......^^