Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they found that they
were unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights switched off.
After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figured
out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night,
if you want to have s*x with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast once. If you
don't want to have s*x, reach over and squeeze my right breast once."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and suggests to his wife, "If you want to have
s*x with me reach over and pull my p*nis once but If you don't want to have s*x, pull my
p*nis a couple of hundred times."