A young girl misses her period for two months. Worried she tells her mother.
Her mother gets a pregnancy test kit and sure enough she’s pregnant.
Shouting and cursing the mother says, “I want the guy that did this here in an hour!”
The girl makes a call and half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A
distinguished man impeccably dressed steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits
in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl.
“Good morning,” he says, “your daughter has told me what’s happened. I can't marry her
because of my personal situation. But, I'll take care of things. If she has a boy or girl
I’ll give her one million dollars. If she has twins I’ll give her one million dollars for each
baby. What do you suggest I do if she has a miscarriage?"
The father places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and says,
“If she has a miscarriage you can F**K her again!”
The Distinguished Gentleman
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