A guy goes to hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend
stops by to visit him.
The friend is amazed by the number of Nurses that keep attending the room with
refreshments, offers to fluff pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc.
"Why all the attention?" the friend asks. "You look fine to me."
"I know!" grins the patient. "But the Nurses have taken a liking to me. Ever since they
heard that my circumcision required twenty stitches."