what if jesus married

[munzter666]

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Christ exactly did that. He loved and married a whore- mankind...(gotta run for cover!)

he technically "screwed" mankind.haha

sa akoang nadunggan sa una..12 years old paman daw si mary nga nabuntis..can't really be sure though..

maybe an exaggerated, "misfire" birth excuse sa una that got blown out of proportion.

"nganong na mabdos ka, inday?"
"ah..uhmm..err..amvot, its a meracle!"

[Ramini]

"nganong na mabdos ka, inday?"
"ah..uhmm..err..amvot, its a meracle!"

modern version:

"nganong na mabdos ka, inday?"

"secreto para bibo!"


HAHAHAH!

[Existanz]

dli ba na moot? since he can UNwhore magdalene..absolve her of her sins so she's technically not a whore anymore..and she did that sa kadtong stoning incident dba?..was that her?..can't be sure sad..hehe!

That's the essence brad, unsa man diay kinahanglan pa para pasayloa sa Ginoo o ni Christ kaya ang usa ka tao sa iyang sala? Acceptance and repentance of one's wrongdoings lang man di ba and with this, how can Christ say He have forgiven Magdalene if can't marry her because of her past?

And what's wrong with Christ having married a woman? Because of six? Jeezz...can we deny God the right to enjoy what He created?

[Ramini]

That's the essence brad, unsa man diay kinahanglan pa para pasayloa sa Ginoo o ni Christ kaya ang usa ka tao sa iyang sala? Acceptance and repentance of one's wrongdoings lang man di ba and with this, how can Christ say He have forgiven Magdalene if can't marry her because of her past?

And what's wrong with Christ having married a woman? Because of six? Jeezz...can we deny God the right to enjoy what He created?

btaw!! and the "sons of god" gani sa genesis 6: saw the daughters of men and took them as wives ang mga anak man gani katilaw..amahan na kaha..hahahaha!!!

[munzter666]

That's the essence brad, unsa man diay kinahanglan pa para pasayloa sa Ginoo o ni Christ kaya ang usa ka tao sa iyang sala? Acceptance and repentance of one's wrongdoings lang man di ba and with this, how can Christ say He have forgiven Magdalene if can't marry her because of her past?

And what's wrong with Christ having married a woman? Because of six? Jeezz...can we deny God the right to enjoy what He created?

well, he did come down and DO mary.hehe

and i dont think a man such as JC would reach the age of 30 still a virgin.

[kebotDiNaMute]

daan ko pa..allergic jd diay kag mga ingon ani na thread noh..maghimo nya kog thread wat if bayot si kristo nya iyang gi-tooot...si judas before sya gi traydor..aw zero in dayon ka!..hahaha!! bahala ka dha oi! luboga ang thread..for all i care..kutob sa musakay nmo kebs..padayon!

hahahaha! if sakay man gani ka plete pod ayaw bukong.. hahaha! cge posts brad kay pa ulbohay napod ta kaspa ani... hahaha, kinsa ray mahasol.. hahhaa

[kebotDiNaMute]

well, he did come down and DO mary.hehe

and i dont think a man such as JC would reach the age of 30 still a virgin.

wat if ni or, a sweto thinker like you make up story to sell? hmmm. 50/50 ta ha....

[kebotDiNaMute]

modern version:

"nganong na mabdos ka, inday?"

"secreto para bibo!"


HAHAHAH!

i think both are at mental institution... i hope the writer is not. hmmm... that makes it 3.

BWAHAHAHA

[Existanz]

he technically "screwed" mankind.haha

Pastilan na lang jud...unsa may na-achieved nimo ana brad oi?

[munzter666]

Pastilan na lang jud...unsa may na-achieved nimo ana brad oi?

"screwed" used in ANOTHER way, the "loving" way. not THAT way. see the ""*technicalities with "slang"