BIRTHDATE!

[tamse]

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i murdered a fork Because the voices told me to.

ka lolx ani

[Swordslave]

i shot your crush because that's how i like it

[cute_6423]

i smacked myself coz someone offered me 100000000000000000000000 dollars!

[bebe84]

I went out with myself because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

10-16-yellow

[smictague]

I ate my psychiatrist Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

[basketballer]

I hugged a dvd player bec. im hot and i do what i want tsk tsk tsk

[cirext]

i kicked a man because the voices told me so...

[bobanch]

I murdered a sock because i can't kill a living thing...

[iris_primsting]

I gave my number to my neighbor because Im hot and I do what I want.
cool hehe

[z-squares]

i shot my best friend's brother because i was angry.