Ben: Wat happens if i cut one of ur ears??
Jun: Mohinay akong pagdungog.
Ben: Kung 2 ka ears??
Jun: Dli nako kakita.
Ben: Why man??
Jun: Kay mahulog akong eyeglass.
a cardiologist was buried in a heart-shape coffin. One of the doctors laughed. When asked why?, he said, "im just thinking about my coffin. im a gynecologist."
Unsaon kaha no kung lalaki ang gynecologist...he-he