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  1. #11

    Quote Originally Posted by chad_tukes View Post
    isn't heaven just a thought and not a place?

    if it was literally a place then we could have gone there.

    just saying.
    wala pa man gani tah katunob sa mars nga silingan ra, unya ug ang heaven tua sa likod sa pinaka layu nga galaxy, unsaon man natu pagkabalo...

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sinyalan View Post
    Absolutely!

    When you die, it is the place you go if you are lucky enough to have selected the right religion. Once there, you will be able to spend an eternity in a Sunday School-like setting. You won't be bothered by the likes of Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, or Thomas Jefferson. Instead, you'll spend your time hanging out with people like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart. You'll also get to sing hymns like "Nearer my God to Thee" or "Bringing in the Sheaves." Naturally, non-Christian music will be banned, as will sexual intercourse or inappropriate literature. Your television viewing options will be limited to the christian channels and 300 club.
    the key word is boring.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sinyalan View Post
    Absolutely!

    When you die, it is the place you go if you are lucky enough to have selected the right religion. Once there, you will be able to spend an eternity in a Sunday School-like setting. You won't be bothered by the likes of Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, or Thomas Jefferson. Instead, you'll spend your time hanging out with people like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart. You'll also get to sing hymns like "Nearer my God to Thee" or "Bringing in the Sheaves." Naturally, non-Christian music will be banned, as will sexual intercourse or inappropriate literature. Your television viewing options will be limited to the christian channels and 300 club.
    this is funny.. sa langit walang beer. walay storia.net, wlay baligya cigarilyo. walay youtube. puros ra pare ug madre,. bible ug angel, wla pa juy chixx.

    better send me to hell, naa pay manggo square didto- haha

  4. #14
    we will know when our time will come

  5. #15
    ambot hehehe basin sakto nas vp-rakista

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by cromagnon View Post
    this is funny.. sa langit walang beer. walay storia.net, wlay baligya cigarilyo. walay youtube. puros ra pare ug madre,. bible ug angel, wla pa juy chixx.

    better send me to hell, naa pay manggo square didto- haha
    Mao! Ingon pa's intsik... adto lang ko impyerno ginoo, maligya ko ug ice water didto.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by tophat View Post
    care to share your thoughts istoryans?
    what heaven?
    in the bible its upto 3rd Heaven (where the paradise is).

    If you're talking about 3rd Heaven where GOD the Father resides, then its up there.
    Jesus Christ pointed it, when Jesus teaches the correct manner of prayer (Matthew 6:9-) he face up.

    Peace!

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by rcruman View Post
    what heaven?
    in the bible its upto 3rd Heaven (where the paradise is).

    If you're talking about 3rd Heaven where GOD the Father resides, then its up there.
    Jesus Christ pointed it, when Jesus teaches the correct manner of prayer (Matthew 6:9-) he face up.

    Peace!
    so did ET.

    ET phone s-e-x este home...phone home.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by rcruman View Post
    what heaven?
    in the bible its upto 3rd Heaven (where the paradise is).

    If you're talking about 3rd Heaven where GOD the Father resides, then its up there.
    Jesus Christ pointed it, when Jesus teaches the correct manner of prayer (Matthew 6:9-) he face up.

    Peace!
    naa pa gani 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th haven, este heaven.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by munzter666 View Post
    so did ET.

    ET phone s-e-x este home...phone home.
    aw kung nituo ka sa ET ni S.S padayon.

    Peace!

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