When people hurt you,
consider them as a sandpaper!
They may rub & scratch you painfully but eventually..
kaw ang mosinaw ug sila ang maopaw!..hahaha
Asawa: Dong, maunsa ka kung ma2tay ko?
Bana: Tingalig mamatay sad ko!
Asawa: Ha! Ngano man?
Bana: Usahay mkamatay baya nang sobra sa KALIPAY!..
ahaha
A girl w/her friends went 2 bar,when she read the sign saying:
BELOW 18 NOT ALLOWED.
The girl said..”ngeh! uli nalang ta ui,
10 raman ta kabuok…
Anong tawag sa boyfriend na: mabait,guapo,mapagmhal,
malambing,di seloso,may magandang trabaho,masipag,
walang bsyo, at walang babae?
Answer: GUNI GUNI!..
sina juan, jose at pedro ay nakapatay ng tao..
at pinag hahanap sila ng mga polis at sundalo..
nkita sila na nag tago sa tambakan ng kamote..
nag puntahan ang mga polis at sundalo doon..
polis 1: nasaan n kaya yung mga yun??
sundalo 1: nand2 lng yung mga yun.. hanapin ntn..
(sinipa ang sako 1)
juan: meow, meow, meow, meow,
polis 1: pusa lng pala..
(sinipa ang sako 2)
jose: arf, arf, arf, arf,
sundalo 1: aso lng pala..
wahaha
(sinipa ang sako 3)
wlang reaksyon..
(sinipa ult ang sako 3)
wla ult reaksyon..
(sinipa ng sinipa ang sako 3)
pedro: TANGINA NAMAN,, kamote ako,, wla akong sound..
bobo nyo nmn,,
GUY1: Bay,nag away mi sa akong GF
GUY2: Ngano man?
GUY1: Nangayo xag gift, ingon bisan unsa dw bsta naay diamond
GUY2: Mao rman d.i, unsa may gihatag nimo?
GUY1. BARAHA!
Bampira: san pedro,puwede nyo ho ba akong buhayin uli?
San Pedro: puwede,kya lang hnd ka na magiging bampira ulit.
Bampira: ayus lang basta sumisipsip parin ako ng dugo.
San Pedro: o cge!
(at pagkatapos buhayin…)
Bampira: Wow! buhay uli ako,kya lang bakit ang lansa naman ng amoy d2?……
langya,bakit ako naging NAPKIN?!!!
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Thread: people hurt u
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07-03-2009, 04:56 AM #1Senior Member
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people hurt u
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07-03-2009, 05:31 AM #2Elite Member
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luoya ni pedro oi
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07-03-2009, 06:33 AM #3C.I.A.
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hahahahaha nahan ko very funny...wahahahahaha
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07-03-2009, 06:42 AM #4Junior Member
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bitaw! Kamote man siya ngano mohimo man siyag tingog. hehehhe. Nice one ma'am!
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07-03-2009, 06:47 AM #5Senior Member
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nyahahahaha... .. .
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07-03-2009, 10:43 PM #6C.I.A.
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Originally Posted by thamora
hahahaha..maopaw jud..maau
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07-03-2009, 11:44 PM #7Elite Member
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kamote lage na si pedro.. bwajajaja....
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07-04-2009, 12:33 PM #8
ha ha ha ha ha
nice one
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07-04-2009, 03:18 PM #9Junior Member
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whaaa.. cge pa
nalingaw jhud ko wui
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07-04-2009, 03:25 PM #10Senior Member
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ahaka sa bampira oi..hehehehe..
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