The Simpsons... Bartology & more!

[r_O_s]

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To ALL Simpsons Lovers! Feel free to post any memorable/favorite Quote, Trivia, Scenes, or anything under the sun about the beloved Simpsons!



Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.



keep 'em coming!

[r_O_s]

Homer Jay Simpson is the father of the Simpson family; he is overweight, lazy, and not too bright. His behavior is often absurd, selfish, dangerous, clumsy, idiotic, and insensitive. However, he has shown moments of great intellect, and can be a caring parent and husband at times. Over the years, he has evolved into an iconic symbol, recognized and understood by millions of misunderstood fathers across the globe.

Homer works as a low level safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, in Sector 7G, although "working" in this case refers largely to dozing and eating doughnuts. He spends a great deal of his time at Moe's Tavern with his lifelong friends Barney, Carl, Lenny, and bartender Moe. At home he can often be found sitting on the sofa mindlessly watching TV while snacking on comfort foods and drinking Duff Beer.

The best moments of his life were finding a penny, marrying Marge, and dancing around an overturned beer truck. In "Lisa's First Word", he said it was getting a baby, a free burger, and an hour-long episode of Mama's Family all in one day.

Homer popularized the annoyed grunt "D'oh!" (made memorable through Dan Castellaneta's distinctive voice work), which began as an abbreviated form of James Finlayson's annoyed "Dooooh" in Laurel and Hardy films and other comedy shorts. This modern interjection has found enough popular acceptance to be included in the Oxford English Dictionary.

[r_O_s]

Homer Quotes


Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!


D'oh! Nuts. Mmmm... donuts.



Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!

[james_chaw]

Homer: "stupid Flanders"=D

Homer: "Spider pig, spider pig!..." =D

Homer: "Kids, let that be a lesson to ya; never love anything dearly!"
Lisa: "Even you dad?"
Homer: "Especially me!"

[in Dr. Hibbert's office, physical exam]
Dr. Hibbert: "Now Homer, this is a new stress test that I'm going to perform. I'll jiggle your fat and see how long it takes to stop jiggling." (starts jiggling Homers belly)
Homer: "Woohoo! Look at that flubber go!"
Dr. Hibbert: "Yes, it's intoxicating..."

[at a barbecue at the Simpson Residence]
Apu: "You should open those cans before they explode"
Homer: "But the cans seal in the flavor"
(after a while, cans finally explode on the barbecue grill)
Homer: "Kids!! come and get it"

[r_O_s]

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.


Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!


Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

[james_chaw]

Homer: "and sure, we're not always as well behaved as our good two-shoes brother Canada; who by the way has never had a girlfriend...am just saying..."

[unofficialplayer]

LISA: Dad, why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
HOMER: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed.

[smictague]

Homer Quotes


Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!


D'oh! Nuts. Mmmm... donuts.



Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!

hahahahahaha . . unsa ni nga ep?