Two men walk out of a bar and notice a dog laying on the side walk licking it's d*ck.
One man turns to the other and says "I wish I could do that."
The other man replies, "You probably can, but you had better pet him first."A man and a woman are riding next to each other in the first class carriage of a train. The
man sneezes, pulls out his p*nis and wipes the tip.
The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again and again he pulls out his p*nis and wipes the
tip.
The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few more
minutes pass and the man sneezes again. He again takes his p*nis out and wipes the tip.
The woman has finally had enough.
She turns to the man and says, 'Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed
your p*nis from your pants to wipe it. What kind of degenerate are you?'
The man replies, 'I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition that
means when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.'
The woman, now feeling badly, says, 'Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?'
The man looks at her and says, 'Pepper'
(got it…pepper in the nose…sneeze & get orgasm.)