This guy was taking his son on a roadtrip...and the man pulls out a bottle of beer. The son
looking so amazed goes "Dad can i have one?"
The man replies "Can your d*ck touch ur a*s?"the son says "No" the dad replies "Then your not old enough" A few miles later the dad pulls
out a ciggarette. The son says "Dad can i have a drag" The dad goes " Can your d*ck touch
your a*s?"the son replies once more "No"...The dad then stops off at a gas station noticing that his son
isnt having too much fun and buys him a lottery ticket...Turns out the lottery ticket was a
winning one.. The dad then goes to the son "Hey how bout u share some of that with ur old
man" The sone then replies "Can your d*ck touch ur as*?"and the dad in excitement bursts out screaming "Yes Yes Yes!" and the son replies....
"Good...go f*ck yourself then..."