bloopers when dining

[meowa]

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my canadian friend ordered pandan chicken (its chicken wrapped in pandan leaves and deep fried, naa sa cafe laguna & lemongrass). he's never tried it before so he ate everything, including the pandan leaves.

my brother ordered churros y chocolate (this was in manila, but i think hola espana in maria luisa serves it) churros are like bread sticks that you dip in very thick and sometimes spicy hot chocolate. the hot choco came in a tiny cup and my brother drank it! he said "no wonder the waiter gave me funny looks."

[KE-25]

dia pay lain bloopers

GUEST: waiter lami na lagi kaau inyong pagkaon diri. bag.o mo ug COOK?

WAITER: yes maam, naa tay bag.o maam: COKE ZERO. Kung ganahan ka, naa pa pud ang mga daan nga klase, COKE light ug COKE regular

wheeeee!

Servers should be in tune with customers, Listening and proper training is the key, its sad going to a fancy place and get turned down with lousy service, at times u chuckle but it really turns clients away from resto.

[KASAAC]

Gutom kay ko adto ko sa party sa akong ate, wala man tawo sa balay and then dili sad ko ganahan mag luto kapoy vah text nako akong ate, party sa ilang opisina...ako patoy naglingkod sa usa ka lamesa naa niduol nako mga boys itchos! cute ravah sus kaon nami gutom man jud kaayo tilok kaau akong plato sungog gud ko nila hahaha pwede na kuno dili hugasan, makadaginot kuno akong future bana...uwawa nako noun...wala man sad ko maanad kaon unya dili tilukon gud.

[nyxgorf]

-murag parihas ra ni xa sa gibuhat sa ako kauban nga waiter dah...

guest- dong, lami na ang inyo food diri! bag-o ang inyo cook?

waiter- yes sir! unsa imu light or regular?

-ataka doh!
=))

ahahaha.. lawgawa...