this thread has been done before... pero contribute gihapon ko...
"Have you ever been raped?"![]()
this thread has been done before... pero contribute gihapon ko...
"Have you ever been raped?"![]()
Miss, can u go to the police station w/ me? ipablotter kita kc binihag mo ang aking puso![]()
existing thread : https://www.istorya.net/forums/relati...-up-lines.html
miss, meron ka bang dalang map dyan? kc sa tuwing tumitining ako sayo, nawawala ako sa sarili ko![]()
totskie: (guapo jud kaayu, naghinuktok, nag-inusara sa foodcourt)
GOLDIE: (miduol sa table ni totskie) hi, excuse me?
totskie: (pa-cute2x) hhmmmm sa man?
GOLDIE: PWEDE muhawa naka? wa naman lain bakante gud, cge na, wa btaw kay gi-order...
(stranger came up to me asking)
miss pwd ko patabang unsaon pag gamit sa pay phone?
very obvious! very simple pag gamit sa pay phone ah! minus kaayo!
"miss, ur good in algebra right??.. uhmmm, will you substitute my X??"
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