Mongolian VD!!

[SQUiDnine]

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in Hong Kong, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his pen*s covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a physician.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there is no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your pen*s."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his pen*s and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease."

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my pen*s?"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!," the man replies.

"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money."

[shinobi314]

hhaahahhhh laina ani oi!!!

[botzfernz]

hahaha kadungog nko's visayan version ani long time na

[mP_tiu]

nyahaha! pang gamit pamo babae...
heheh pero in fairness ha sa HK lami kaayo ang mga
babaye didto mga bata pajud ang uban then hamis..
pero pag bantay mo kai naa pud pinay na ng work ing ana didto.
nyahahaha

[kit_cebu]

ahahahaha!!! malata na diay!!! hahaha!!!

[fanatic_me]

hahahahah...malata ra diay ug iya...hahahaha..

[bloodyrose]

hahahahaha very very funny..dah mao nah bigaon man MIRISI!!!!

[nyxgorf]

ahahaha... kalouy sad.. di na diay gyud ma salbar! ehehehe