katawa...da best!

[windshock]

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bwahahaha, lingawa ah

[tadadadang]

hhhahhaha ktawaa nako oi ahhahahaa

[BoyasBabis]

alegreha ani oi.hahahahahah

[krstn is sensen]

mor pa!

lolz...

nice kaayo ang thread...

[gargoyle]

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said; ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’

The pharmacist asked; ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’

The lady replied; ‘I need it to poison my husband.’

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed; ‘Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!’

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied; ‘Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.’
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Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma’s yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”
The old man said, “There ain’t no way you can guess it, you old fools.”
One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.”
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 87 years old!”
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?”
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison– “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”
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Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her Husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?”

“My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”
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Ties For Sale

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”

The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”

The Taliban shouted, “Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!”

“OK,” said the old Jewish man,” it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.”

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.

“Your fu*king brother won’t let me in without a tie!”

[devastator]

hahaha! lingawa oi....

[shogunfreak]

Boy: Blessed me father for I have sinned..
Pari: Go ahead my son..
Boy: Nanlili ko ug babae, naligo man tu cya, kita
iyang dughan, dako kayo ug totoy,
Puti kayo ug paa, nya gahubo ug panty..
Pari: Unsa pa?
Boy: Wa na, kay ni brown out man.
Pari: Atay ning VECO oi!

bitin kau..wahahahaha!