mka rehydrate, replenish og mka refuel ni dah... hahahahaha
mka rehydrate, replenish og mka refuel ni dah... hahahahaha
nice nice nice!![]()
Just to share.
I was being told by my friend to tell a lie which is very near to the truth. Here was my reply...
When I was born, I came out from the anus of my mom.
Did I say it right?![]()
Ten lizards stuck on the ceiling in groups. One performs an acrobatic act (mi tumbling).
Question : How many lizards where there left when one performed the acrobatic act?
Answer : None
Why : Because when one lizard tumblings, the other nine clap their hands. So they all fall
down.![]()
A couple at their late 60's chit chatted how sweet and aggressive they where in making love during their early age. That night the man asked her wife if they could do it again. Upon doing so the old man said : " Oi, naunsa naman ni ang imo day, napilot naman. The old woman replied : Unsa bay napilot nga ang imo may nalukot.![]()
hehehehehehe nalingaw ko sa first story)
payter payter payter!
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