Microsoft Recruitment

[almostgwapo]

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BILL GATE RECRUITS
A NEW CHAIRMAN


Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO
DIMACULANGAN.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I
stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100
people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have
nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

MArio says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?'
So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave.

498 people leave the room.

MArio says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what
do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates
who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation
together in that language.'

Calmly, MArio turns to the other candidate and says `unsa ma na, dong'

The other candidate answers 'ambot, bay..'

[nixkee]

nkasabot kaha si bill gates ato??

[kamikaze_007]

..wahahahaha...nice one!..

..Serbo - Croat lage..wakekeke...

[miss_shobie]

jejjeje old joke.. heheh modified but still kataw.anan.

[o0ella0o]

hahahahah!
Ataya...Pinoy nsad bida...Hmm...
Bida jud ning pinoy noh..

TUBAG NI BILL GATES:
DAAN PA LAGI KO BISAYA MO!!!

[nirdle_phogi]

naa na man ni diri.. bisaya lang.. hahah


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[jOaL]

hangala! bill gates ang nakapasar.. wla cguro kahoman ug highschool..

[kit_cebu]

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! ahaka!!!!!!!! puro bisaya!!!!!!!! hahaha

[hobie]

Naay post naman tu ani, tagalog lang tu xa ..hehehe